William C Markham

I'm pithy. That means I have a lot of pith. Teacher, actor, writer, and parent. Part time chauffeur to two teenage boys.

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

@HinterlandGames What about Xbox? No update yet.

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

Come find me for free chocolate @biglickcomiccon #biglickcomiccon

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

At this rate, I'm going to sell out before the day is over. #biglickcomiccon

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

@UnDyrk My pleasure!

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

Had the good fortune to interview @UnDyrk before he took off for another con. Check out my Friday Five.
https://t.co/3Bnmrg4Tjv
#authorinterview #paternusbooks #fridayfive

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

@craig_schaefer Nothing better than an early morning fight to get the blood pumping.

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

https://t.co/vz04xBHwfS Official trailer for Missing: A #MasonGray Case.
#booktube #noir #hardboiled

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

@MegTrast I like to tout the importance of prepositions. There's a big difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool.

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

@NMoseley_Writer @OConnorBooks That was the original working title of Missing for a while.

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

@MegTrast I had a playwriting professor that told me it's ok to use cliches if you do it with purpose or even call yourself out on it.

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

@PartyFreckle Have you tried the FB community? Awful. Thick skin country that is. We're talking armor plating needed.

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

Conversations I never thought I'd have:

Daughter: You're mean, Daddy!

Me: Yes, I'm mean because I won't let you video me dancing without my shirt on.

#dadlife

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

Does anyone in the #writingcommunity do blurb help?

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

Missing a #MasonGray Case is featured on #BookHippo today.

https://t.co/9biabfvKav

#booksale #kindleunlimited #UrbanFantasy #noir

[Tory Hunter @PartyFreckle]

Self-publishing writers, I'm doing sneaky research for a friend and need your help! Shares for more votes are lovely and admirable. ☺

What's your genre? Feel free to elaborate!

[P.S. Literary Agency @PSLiterary]

"I write because one day I will be gone, but what I believed and felt will live on." - Shannon L. Alder #writers #writing

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

@AllisonAuthor Because. I always switch the a and u.

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

#3yearoldwisdom

3yo: The moon is broken.

Me: I see, that's actually called a quarter moon.

3yo: Oh.

5 min later

3yo: Money moon is following us.

Me: ??? Oh...right.

#dadlife

[William C Markham @markhamwc]

#3yearoldwisdom

Me: If milk comes from cows, and eggs come from chickens, where does orange juice come from?

3yo: The store.

#dadlife

[MyChaoticCrayons @ChaoticCrayons]

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#AmWriting
Art ~ Not stock!
https://t.co/YcISyZLAie
Some of my book covers....