Mark Ferrari

I was in bands and now I AM THE BAND.

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

Merry Grittmas and to all a good fright. @GrittyNHL @NHLFlyers

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

HOT TIP: if you’re the type of person who does karaoke and stumbles off stage drunkenly complaining you could have done it better, you need to assess why you’re doing it in the first place. #keepkaraokefun

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

Some boomers are out there arguing that social media and selfies turn us all into selfish people when in the “good old days” the alternative was a 2 hour long slideshow presentation by Aunt Cheryl about her trip to Vermont. I see your game, Cheryl.

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

You’re all missing the obvious winner of #GOT: the throne itself. All this clamouring for its attention, all the bums that want to adorn it, truly the real star.

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

@sadeline1234

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

Prime example “rock moves�� include The Rock Bottom and the People’s Elbow and/or Eyebrow.

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

In the immortal words of Alecia Beth Moore: “So what? I’m still a rock star, I got my rock moves and I don’t need you.”

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

@sadeline1234

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

@filmyth @vic_shmik Can they just give Olivia Colman best Actor so that they can give Glenn Close her legacy best Actress? Let’s be real they are both probably more deserving than these overhyped performances.

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

@vic_shmik For your consideration: Julie Andrews as the Karathen, Best Supporting Actress

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

@vic_shmik Turning it down to be in “Aquaman” tho; pure Karathan

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

INSOMNIAC FILM FESTIVAL - 2017. TONIGHHTT. Check it out! https://t.co/fArPsUH8Kj

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

Hey @TicketmasterCA lunch times over time to get back to helping the simple plebeians who are being strangled by your burgeoning monopoly

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

@TicketmasterCA come on, now

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

@TicketmasterCA is there anyone at home?

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

@TicketmasterCA is there any bodyy in there - there - there

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

@TicketmasterCA hellloooooooo

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

@TicketmasterCA I will stop believing in you if your customer service keeps being this ridiculously convoluted and ineffective

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

@TicketmasterCA Please just exchange my damn tickets ya goons...

[Mark Ferrari @markhonestly]

@TicketmasterCA done and done 🙏🏻