Mark Hucke | 🇳🇿 🇵🇹 🇺🇦

Kiwi in Portugal by way of London, Dublin and various points in between.

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@elonmusk https://t.co/DgkM3Xxsa1

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@elonmusk White man born in Zimbabwe to a German and an Irish/English New Zealander, here. Can I just say that it's so refreshing to hear this sort of yeah nah go f**k yourself Racist Space Elmo.

The ketamine's writing cheques that the grift can't cash.

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@supertanskiii The racism was just RESTING in my account!

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@RAF_Luton HM Government forbids torture as a form of interrogation, but seat pitch is a grey area.

Lavatories offer heavy duty bin bags but if you use one you're required to carry it off the plane with you.

All crew must know the colour of the boat house on the QE2 reservoir by the M25.

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@TomDCPetch Need the loo on board? Bin bag. Carry it off the plane with you.

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@DobbyClub06 Mummy.

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@SamanthaTaghoy Off to Equity Vs Equality School with you, methinks.

Maybe read a few history books while you're at it.

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@Jimllpaintit Please can you paint a large, unhealthy orange skinned man sitting on the loo in an Elvis outfit, eating a McD's burger while talking into his phone to Fox News, which is on the tellie. JD Vance and the muppet Elmo peek through the door.

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@brendankellol True dat.

I enjoyed the Herald BREAKING news of a FIRE at SYDNEY AIRPORT but leaving it til the last paragraph to mention that it was a small GRASS FIRE which is why there was quite a lot of smoke. MORE SOON

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@thinkdefence This vessel inspired Prince's popular 1980s hit Little Weird Corvette

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@Baddiel 'Breakfast at an open prison for convicted aristo bankers' vibes

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@historyinmemes Sandy.

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@fesshole Animal.

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@deathofbuckley Did the LinkedIn AI twat tell you to do this? Sounds like something it would do.

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@bmay This is a DISGRACE.

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@kimwillsher1 @ameliagentleman @burke_jason Who'd like to see what the Elmo X algorithm served up next to this compelling thread?

No? Me neither, but here we are.

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@rolandmcs Wait....is she asking for regulation to mitigate the positive effects of preemptive action taken independently by manufacturers operating in a free market?

Sounds like she's got an ironic dose of the Trots, if so.

Or is she just having a monetised moan about something changing?

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@Noahpinion Thank you for cutting through the BS with this razor sharp observation.

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@fullback03 So they couldn't pass the Dutchie to the left hand side?

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@naturallyneve Raw milk has all the electrolytes.