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[EveryStarInTheSky @LorrieLaborn]

@allldiamonds He knew your weight when he hit on you. Sit on his face. If he dies, he dies.

[Lee @caseyleemoore]

I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened

[Eric Spracklen 🇺🇸 @EricSpracklen]

Would be nice if the FBI Director was looking into this instead of chugging beers in Italy.

[𝖘𝖆𝖘𝖍𝖆˚☽˚.⋆ @eviefoxiee]

co-op??? i hope my boyfriend is ready to be a winx

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

genuinely so depressing that nothing will come from this. he will face zero consequences for this shit

[ً @prinkasusa]

“30 is so old.” you’ve only been here for three decades. in two of them, you couldn’t drink, rent a car, or even be fully responsible for yourself. please wake up. you are a FRESH flower in the garden of life

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

Words can’t explain how fucking wild this headline is. Nigga got two of the most of high profile pedophiles in recent American history writing jail letters saying “he just like us fr” WHILE HE WAS IN OFFICE

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Don’t ever talk to me about Labubu again

[𝔪𝔦𝔪𝔦🥀 @cloutless_angel]

i think whoever invented "pet rent" should be flogged and quartered in the public square

[J.C. Carter show @CarterJahad]

“No one should be mad at this” yea cause it doesn’t happen…but you know what does happen to kids? Getting shot at school

[𓆩♡𓆪 @fairyprxncess]

so pretty

[reb @rebmasel]

I (and I cannot stress this enough) do not and will never care about any billionaire’s feelings at any given time. Not even once. Not ever. You own the world and still have tantrums? Groundbreaking. Vent to the Titanic she loves company

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

I think children should be allowed to experience cookies even if they are poor

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

The official Homeland Security account called for ETHNIC CLEANSING and no one in media is reporting on this.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

it’s their month

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 😭
https://t.co/BkMk95QIbj

[Dr. Allison Wiltz @queenie4rmnola]

This is the political violence they don’t want to talk about

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

They have to understand that making this a holiday is going to have a second unintended yet very funny outcome right

[jadey @missmilkton]

i’m not gonna lie to you guys i feel like i’m going into psychosis