Маркіян

було б класно не вертатись на сихів

[InvestorFromEurope @TheDealMakerGuy]

European Arrest Warrant incoming for detaching the cap

[Mystery Schlepper @mcgrimus]

@Rainmaker1973 Ants did all that without the need for someone shouting "PIVOT!"

[Rajat Srivastava @RajatSr25883578]

@shahh

[Jarvis @JarvisTheUnc]

@NatureUnedited Man: runs away.

Dog:
- Charges full grown moose
- Cuts to its blind side to pull aggro
- Herds it away from his human

Absolute hero behavior.

[Dr. Jpeg @AjahEnun]

Fun fact:
You can start studying by 7:47, you don't need to wait until 8 o'clock.

[hayden @haydendevs]

how about i hold the power button for 10 seconds

[JNS @_devJNS]

there's no cloud..

[Nalin @nalinrajput23]

Bro disappeared like he never existed.

[пан шаміль @vsheredeha]

друзі, не обурюйтесь передчасно.

кінцевий мирний план, який зрештою колись реалізують, буде значно хуйовішим за цей.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

therapy only works if you have a lower IQ than the therapist

[Kr$na @krishdotdev]

Peak male living experience.

[BNO News Live @BNODesk]

WATCH: Dash cam video shows UPS plane crash in Louisville, Kentucky

[sam🎮 @sam_niac]

taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to “bring them to the front”. It’s not a great system, I admit.

[Bryce, the CUDA Colonel @blelbach]

Our Lego orchid decided to exit the building.

[kamila @kanomalie]

i am literally begging you to review the code before you click accept all changes

[Nate Lorenzen @NateLorenzen]

FinTwit will say with a straight face "clear brontosaurus forming. Time to reallocate."