Mystery Schlepper

Foley performance artist and copy editor.

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Centuries from now, someone will be deciphering Springsteen's "Blinded by the Light" much like the quatrains of Nostradamus.

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@Firstname12224 @VitalyKrav247 @Rainmaker1973 "Oh shit he's handling it...he's emptying it! He's gonna blow up!... He didn't blow up. Fuckin' guy. Get him!"

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@GuyWv58772 @KarmaUnl0cked A little humor thrown in at the end? He would approve.

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@apeinzoo @keyfipyIasimIar Seriously WTF

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@PropositoyVida What, you never heard of crab dip?

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@Bob_Janke @mateusplus0 With the prompt "dripping wet working girl attacked by my anaconda," I was kinda disappointed by what AI came up with.

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@Bob_Janke You do have the hot air part covered.

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@Boho_Sam_ Yes, and that 4-year-old kid breaking toys and terrorizing the cat is just "spirited" and "creative."

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@CrocHoly @atrupar Maybe a little Dan Fielding from Night Court thrown in?

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@DonaldJTrumpJr For a second I thought I just stepped into Bizarro World.

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@HQNewsNow You know who never said that? All of the finest intellects of our country.

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@atrupar Also, how does Santa Claus get to millions of houses in one night?

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@stpierre_s @Frank77030 @CarlHigbie @EllieRN7371 Here I thought dogs were colorblind.

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@truthseekemk8 @cnewob1 @warDaniel47 LOL no. Oh no, I guess my whole argument falls apart, ergo Trump is God! Thanks for schooling me.

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@SaltyGoat17 The top says "ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS". This is the Trump Phone all over again!

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@truthseekemk8 @cnewob1 @warDaniel47 You need to do something worthy of being called out. Not asking a simple, legitimate question that the whole nation is also asking.

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@Gianl1974 Sorry, I haven't seen that. I can't respond to that. Next question.

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@Bob_Janke All the energy needed to push that rocket into space, but all at once.

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@NancyMace You had me until "under God."

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@redbeard36 @atrupar I'm not so sure. In an administration where kissing ass keeps you afloat, thinking of new ways to worship him has become like an Olympic sport.

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@mrmikeMTL An old pocketknife, for which I made new scales out of maple and cherry.