Mark Simmons

Christian, socially liberal, husband to an amazing Mrs., dad of two awesome kids, bassist, software architect, generally a life enthusiast :)

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@Tonail1983 @Mario_Sneh This is analogous 2 deciding 2 quit your job because they don't increase your salary and then they counter offer you a better 1 only after you've decided 2 move on. Bad faith on their part 2 realize too little too late, bad idea on your part 2 stay knowing they will do it again.

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@RyanColeHq Nietzsche? Wittgenstein? Aristotle?

Nah girl, Ye

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@nicksortor Is this the kind of hard-hitting news story the MSM doesn't cover? You don't see how stupid this is?

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@CaitlinERitas God Almighty, I hope you're kidding. And God help if I'm to be judged in my passing with a salvo of liberal litmus tests like this, because I was insufficiently progressive.

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@AlexDelarge6553 If there's one thing we've learned from watching Dave Navarro and Perry Ferrell, sometimes your guitarist has gotta check the singer.

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@SirBylHolte Sounds like you were freeloading. Time to get a job and pull yourself up by your bootstraps dude, that's what Republicans do.

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@HankDesmondPhD Always happy to see how many people haven't figured out how internet satire works yet

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@LibertyCappy That guy was me. 30 years ago. 7 months just friends. But when she kissed me, you can bet I kissed her back. And now we're married 24 years and counting. I love a girl who goes for it. I wonder what happened next for these two...

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@krassenstein I think it's funny how Stephen Miller didn't need any piercings or tattoos or blue hair to show how awful he is. He naturally just looks like a horrible person. And as a fairly homely bald guy, I will say he makes me look like Burt Reynolds.

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@johnrockshomes You sound like that whiney liberal artist on TikTok who can't get anyone to sublet to her because she won't get a real job and nobody can stand her. You are the conservative equivalent of this. Absolutely shameless whiner of a person.

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@susanbrill @CNviolations Some of us know EXACTLY what you mean

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@HumansNoContext The Giant Steps album on the phonograph is a fantastic touch. That's EXACTLY what a car of this elegance calls for.

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@AmericaPapaBear I'm white AF and I couldn't care less.

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@CalltoActivism Republic*nts?

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@davematthewsbnd Dreaming Tree for sure. If I could only play one, Crush because that bass line is unforgettable.

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@ProjectLincoln @CNN Dude did Ring of Fire for years when he wasn't quite so crazy.

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@mendozapd @DMBSociety @SLessard Junior year of high school :)

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@DMBSociety @SLessard The Victor Wooten edition in Boston is my forever favorite. Especially when Jeff throws Spain in there.

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@TheJoeySwoll F that. I thank everybody. Let's make the world nicer and more expansive. You want to keep to yourself? Fine. But don't normalize refusing to engage other human beings with civility.

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@CNviolations Both. Sunglass dude is clearly a perma-asshole and these wheelie morons make everyone feel unsafe.