◟♯ . / 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔡 . ! /// shedtwt

bouncethatass-aroni and cheese uuuuhmmmmm

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

saying “shut up” before skipping the ad is necessary.

[remx @biigrem]

Why McDonald’s wanna call their Sprite a soft drink? Bitch, that is hard liquor🤦‍♂️

[່͏ @niggaayaoi]

nigga why do I need permission to use a photo of whipped cream

[💗 @ma1ybe]

It’s called consent, I know your kind isn’t very fond of it

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

A man raped a kitten.

A KITTEN.

It was never about the clothes.

[Iris @puppypilledcat]

“What if your steak comes with a side of fries” ????

[🩰 @Keybaker_]

my brother met my sister boyfriend and asked him how many btches he got why the lil boy said 1 he said “oh so my sister a bitch ?”😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[k @kathitalareina]

things I've learned don't mean anything:

-sleeping together
-meeting their family
-no protection
-talking about the future
- calling for hours
-"I love you"

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

people who upload pictures of restaurant menus to google maps are our modern day saints

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

she’s right.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

I cant believe this is a real photo and he’s not edited in

[pretty Ari🌹🎀 @ARIAREIGN180683]

I know this girl that had sex with 20 different guys in one month,had her pregnant friend pee on a pregnancy test. Then she texted all 20 guys a selfie with the pregnancy test saying she needed $ 550 for an abortion before it's too late

[(yu)² 🦭 @Bandi_pari]

cold take: rape is bad
hot take : rape is bad in yaoi

[◟♯ . / 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔬𝔡 . ! /// shedtwt @markisucks]

@freakbargeekbar dude i love ket dont get me STARTED oo sorry yummy food

[🇺🇸CHRIS🇺🇸 @buddydawg77]

Dad used to be cool!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[wolf @vmpirefangs]

when ur horny but too lazy to touch yourself

[Kuon 🇵🇸 @AeonImitate]

AI sloppists out here like "y-y-you artists just think you're better than us!!!" and like. Yes, yes I do. Every artist is better than you.

[~s𝗍𝑟ᥲᥕᑲіᥱ~˚₊۶ৎ˙⋆ @SoBerryThin]

Just weighed myself, I'm two stone lighter