MARKITO

🚵 LA ~~ Sprezzatura

[cav empty @cavempty_]

michael dolences

[Rico 🔪 @ricosrevenge]

Niggas buy a table in the club and act like they bought a piece of land 😂

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I love how hotels will charge you $300 for smoking in your room, but you can literally jizz on anything you want, and it’s no big deal.

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

You’re not driving an 18 wheeler. You’re driving a Hyundai Santa Fe. Make that right turn and let’s get fucking moving.

[leaf girl @loveyleaf0000]

how did homer have time to write the odyssey between looking after lisa and bart and maggie

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

"i'm him" so close! ur actually a bitch ass nigga

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

yo but if there's a New York that means... York...

my man 😂🤝

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

imagine you’re 5 years old & your parents are addicted to their phones

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

I totally dominated you at the museum dude. Pondered every piece for a couple seconds longer. Scratched my chin with more curiosity.

[Zion @zionszzn]

Niggas be atheist until the plane start shaking

[vandul @_vandul]

Found this at goodwill today

[R.F. Kenmore @rfkenmore]

Women-telling-men-what-to-wear starter pack