Mark Hillier

[Mark Hillier @markjhillier]

"My what big teeth you have! Also you're grey and furry and clearly a wolf... I'm not retarded." http://t.co/5hU8yoDmBQ

[Mark Hillier @markjhillier]

http://t.co/F8LsCjvn5z Don’t try “to” tell me how to use quotation marks.

[Mark Hillier @markjhillier]

http://t.co/E7tesHcGnF Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?

[Mark Hillier @markjhillier]

http://t.co/TjQQnJ0d I'm not hungry but I'm going to eat these Oreos because they're there. Americans.

[Mark Hillier @markjhillier]

If it's a boy, I'm naming him after my father, Anonymous. http://t.co/yqqhZAVl

[Mark Hillier @markjhillier]

Ke$ha is what all drunk white girls look like to drunk black dudes. http://t.co/CAd7JexQ

[Mark Hillier @markjhillier]

http://t.co/ilypVhUS Well, a wasp just flew into my house and I hope the fire department gets here soon.