Mark Last

Sam’s Husband. Teddy, Xander and Henry's dad.

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@dangreasby @FootballCliches 2014 or 2006 for exactly that reason!

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@monstroso If they posted this to you, did they spend more on the postage than the royalty payment?

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Possibly too easy for @FootballCliches but can you ID this match?

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@EejitsPod @andrewismaxwell @GlennWool are there going to be more episodes? I’m missing the Eejits!

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@asda @AsdaServiceTeam shocking to be served by someone coughing and spluttering on the checkout today, coughing into her bare hand then handling produce on the conveyor - did we learn nothing from Covid?

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@FootballCliches I would’ve put money on him already having played for them!

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Weak coffee and cold bacon in a wrap? Must be @McDonaldsUK Liphook.

While trying to speak to the manager about the cold bacon a random member of staff decided to shout at me “we don’t cook our bacon” repeatedly.

Poor food, poor service, and £15 for the privilege.

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@KieranMaguire When you say “average weekly wage” is that just the playing and coaching staff, or does that average include the full staff count?

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@GregScottTV A reboot of “win lose or draw” with you at the helm would be great!

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@matthaig1 Do you have any tips for someone who has a first first draft of their first novel?

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@FootballCliches @CDEccleshare @D_C_W Just paused to tweet this to you!

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@KieranMaguire @TheAthleticFC It’s not just the tobacco ads, it’s the 9 adverts for bookmakers in a single article about Trent leaving. At least 3 more on the home page that I scrolled past.

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@DavidMuttering @KieranMaguire He’s the only person with a companies house club card. Even they’re not sure how he got it.

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@ambakshi01 Didn’t they also steal the music for it?

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@WeahsCousin Vardy playing for Wrexham too!

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@McDonaldsUK had cold bacon at the liphook store today. I get that it’s not actually cooked on site, but should it at least be WARM?

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@OC My first mobile number didn’t start 07

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@GregScottTV This looks somehow American. I can’t explain why.

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@NOT_MOTD @FootballCliches have you guys ever covered this?

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@jackdakin8 Someone must’ve tagged @FootballCliches by now?