MJ

[MJ @markjmacpherson]

remember like two weeks ago it was like +15 out and everyone was talking about global warming and now it's -20, it hasn't stopped snowing in two days, you've failed 3 exams, you have frost bite on your toes and seasonal depression is at all-time high. Yeah life comes at you fast

[Brian Beers @brianbeers]

3.

[MJ @markjmacpherson]

Goodnight @sydney_sweeney

[MJ @markjmacpherson]

can’t wait for bengals lions superbowl next year

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

the internet is undefeated

[MJ @markjmacpherson]

The outer-worldly urge to jump off this cliff is palpable

[MJ @markjmacpherson]

HIGHWAY BOYS ON THE ROAD TONIGHT

[sauce @jimbobrays_]

the sexual tension between me and liking every story on insta after i’ve had a couple drinks is palpable

[MJ @markjmacpherson]

@QuintonRyan @BarDown @justinbieber

[MJ @markjmacpherson]

@shawnmck96 dear lord

[MJ @markjmacpherson]

alone. 2 bottles of wine deep. watching creeds thanksgiving halftime performance. this is living.

[Hockey Canada @HockeyCanada]

That shot had 👀 for the back of the 🥅.

#U18WomensWorlds

[MJ @markjmacpherson]

@zachlanebryan can we expect any Canadian dates on the tour????

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

If you’ve been feeling down at all recently just remember we’ve still got 125 cold and dark days ahead of us and it will most likely get a lot worse for you

[MJ @markjmacpherson]

pretty fat

[MJ @markjmacpherson]

lowkey want to see how fat i can get

[MJ @markjmacpherson]

is it kosher if I put bear traps on my front lawn as Halloween decorations????????????

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

A lot of people fat shaming me on social media this weekend. Little do they know that the diet actually starts today for real this time

[MJ @markjmacpherson]

just realized how practical transition lenses are. have I peaked?

[Courtney @CourtsSports0]

My name is Courtney and I’m addicted to:

◽️ alcohol
◽️ drugs
◽️ sex
☑️ throwing $5 on 25 leg parlays

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Welcome back @franciscellis https://t.co/XF7JF3raPW