Mark Johnston

Kill Facebook.

[Mark Johnston @markjohnston801]

@shadihamid @Cobratate I believe it’s for sex trafficking.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Mark Johnston @markjohnston801]

Do you know what’s stupid?

Some people get a #VeteransDay holiday, but not all veterans get a Veterans Day holiday.

That’s stupid.

Thank you for your service

[Mark Johnston @markjohnston801]

It's like the day before Christmas.

[Mark Johnston @markjohnston801]

Lester Holt on @NBCNightlyNews: the President of the United States is in “timeout.”

[Mark Johnston @markjohnston801]

Billie dog confirming that Kevin McAllister is a scary holiday tradition.

Sound on! 🤣

#HomeAlone2 #MerryChristmas

[Mark Johnston @markjohnston801]

@realDonaldTrump You are the reason Biden outran Obama.

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

Second Gentleman.
First Doug.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

It feels good to feel good about America again.

[Mark Johnston @markjohnston801]

If this is widespread voter fraud, why didn't the democrats win a couple more seats in the senate when #PresidentBiden will clearly face opposition from the Republican-controlled senate?

#CountEveryVote

[Mark Johnston @markjohnston801]

2016: Russian election interference (crazy)

2020: Donald Trump election interference (expected)

#StopVoterSuppression #CountEveryVote

[Mark Johnston @markjohnston801]

Either way this goes, it's a loss for America.

“Biden POTUS with GOP Senate is a recipe for a horrifically nasty politics next year.” — Matt Glassman, Georgetown political scientist.

#Election2020

[Mark Johnston @markjohnston801]

“We want all voting to stop” might be the most un-American thing ever said by a president.

#Election2020

[Sacha Baron Cohen @SachaBaronCohen]

Donald—I appreciate the free publicity for Borat! I admit, I don’t find you funny either. But yet the whole world laughs at you.

I’m always looking for people to play racist buffoons, and you’ll need a job after Jan. 20. Let’s talk!

https://t.co/itWnhJ8TQF

[Mark Johnston @markjohnston801]

If you are still an #UndecidedVoter, please recognize these #PresidentialDebate2020 responses (and the emotions behind them) for what they are: clear-cut representations of the choices you have for the leader of the free world.

Please #vote.

(3 of 3)

[Mark Johnston @markjohnston801]

If you made it to the end of the final #DebateTonight without beating yourself unconscious or throwing yourself out of a window, you heard two very different responses to the final question on what each candidate would say to opposing voters if he won... (1 of 3)

[Mark Johnston @markjohnston801]

One provided a rambling, angry, off-subject response raging about conspiracies and the enemies out to get him (a common theme for 4 years); the other presented a calm voice of reason and a message of unification and hope in a time of great uncertainty. (2 of 3)

[Mark Johnston @markjohnston801]

Someone get Susan and Kamala masks. That red eye is a symptom of COVID-19. @VP Pence is now too a #SuperSpreader.

#VPDebate

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

That’s a great question Susan, let me start by not answering it then finish by definitely not answering it. #VPDebate

[Mark Johnston @markjohnston801]

Women’s reproductive rights are not important enough for @VP Mike Pence to discuss. #VPDebate