markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡

CS2–Courier Second Class. The pen 🖊 is at rest. Still 😷 masking after all these years. My opinions have been borrowed from much smarter people.

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

I don’t understand why everyone is in such a twit about ⁦@elonmusk⁩ buying ⁦@Twitter⁩. The sole purpose of #Twitter is to let strangers know what you’re having for lunch…nothing more, nothing less. Relax tweeps.

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

@its_The_Dr 18

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

@ohhanxiety HOPE

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

@ohhanxiety Hope

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

@wiseconnector BANK

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

Look what I learned on Duolingo in 2024! #Duolingo365

[John @JMJordan223]

The #Cowboys vs #Lions game today showed us nothing we didn’t already know.

-The Lions could win the Super Bowl this year.

-Cowboys don’t have the talent level of top tier teams.

-Cowboys need Micah Parsons et al. back to be competitive.

-Mike McCarthy ain’t it.

#NFL

[John @JMJordan223]

Props to him for humbly realizing that his overall career doesn’t compare at all to guys like Bob Gibson and Ozzie Smith.

But at the same time… he probably deserves a statue outside Busch Stadium for how clutch he was in 2011.

#Cardinals

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

I’m not superstitious, just a little-stitious. When I watched this TD celebration in real time, I thought, “if this doesn’t jinx them, I don’t know what will.” 💥 Don’t mess with the @SalvationArmyUS! Jinx completed! #BadOptics #cowboys #eagles #NFL #NFC #MerryChristmasDallas

[Dallas Cowboys @dallascowboys]

Steal from the @SalvationArmyUS kettle? Pretty sure this TD celebration is what Santa would call “bad behavior.” 🫢

We turned this naughty moment into a nice gift that keeps on giving… Ls to the Eagles.

Merry Christmas, #CowboysNation!
😉🎄💙

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

Happy Christmas 🎄 Adam, everyone!!! That means tomorrow is Christmas 🎁 Eve! Only two more sleeps 😴 till Christmas!! #ChristmasAdam

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

BTW, @RepKinzinger is a Republican. More importantly, he is an American. Well done, sir.

[Adam Kinzinger @RepKinzinger]

Our work on the @January6thCmte has led us to criminally refer Donald Trump to DOJ. We now turn to the criminal justice system to ensure Justice under the law. The American people can ensure he’s never elected again.

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

@elonmusk Would that also include applying to be your personal chauffeur on Mars? Asking for a friend. 🚗💨

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

Never Again! Ever! #BurnTheOrangeLids

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

Never, Ever, Never again!

[Vol Herald @VolHerald]

Never wear the orange helmets again.

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

@VolRumorMill Amen & Amen!!!

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

@rockytopinsider NEVER, EVER wear them again EVER! I don’t want any reminders of what happened last night. Burn them, grind them to dust, launch them into outer space. Any questions?

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

In the immortal words of #EliManning, “I’m not superstitious, I’m just a little-stitious.” After last night’s pigskin massacre, @Vol_Football should NEVER EVER wear 🍊helmets for the remainder of recorded history on planet 🌎 Earth. I want NO reminder of this moment of 🏈 infamy!

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

This!

[Saint Javelin @saintjavelin]

“We have heating, no electricity, no water, no mobile or internet connection, but NO RUSSIANS! I am extremely happy because now we are free.”

Show this to everyone who thinks that Ukraine should stop fighting for its people.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The next time you hear conservatives blame Democrats for inflation being at a 40-year high, politely remind them that corporate profits are at a 70-year high.

[markjordan 🇺🇦🌻🗽💙💛 ⚔️🛡 @markjordan]

⁦@JohnLewisRetail⁩ simply makes the BEST Christmas🎄Adverts. #TheBeginner is Brilliant! 🎁 Now I’m ready for the season to begin. https://t.co/8z5FYEqZJz