Mark Kaschak

Hi, I'm Mark and I'm in my head way too much.

[Mark Kaschak @markkaschak]

When you see “LTE” but you know there’s WiFi so you go into settings and the WiFi suddenly pops up, it’s like poking a sleeping security guard and then getting a status report like he wasn’t just not doing his job right in front of you.

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@elgatoDE @UbisoftDE #AssassinsCreed

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🏴‍☠️ GIVEAWAY 🏴‍☠️
Die Jackdaw sticht wieder in See und wir suchen Crew.

Zusammen mit @UbisoftDE verlosen wir einen Key für Assassin's Creed Black Flag Resynced (PC, Xbox oder PS5) + ein Custom Stream Deck!

An Bord gelten die Regeln des Schiffes:
⚓ Folgt @ElgatoDE und @UbisoftDE
❤️ Like + Repost
🦜 Droppt euer bestes Assassin's Creed GIF mit #AssassinsCreed

⏰ 20.07.2026

Viel Glück, Freibeuter!

[Mark Kaschak @markkaschak]

If you're perpetually experiencing higher-than-normal call volume, then you no longer are.

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You look at Brennan, and you see that he looks and says, "uh, HELL yeah" #CriticalRole #Campaign4

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@BuffaloSabres

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Humanity was given WALL-E as a warning and we were straight up like "yo let's humanize and befriend advanced computing instead of each other"

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Given the man's clear understanding of the doubled effects of staying to that of going, we must then assume that the preceding quandary is borne not of his stupidity, but of his uncertainty regarding the ethical standing of "trouble" and that he may indeed regard it as neutral.

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@stijn_ds @oro_interactive @CyberneticWally Hey Stijn! My buddy and I happily allowed this game to delete 8 hours of our lives. Tell me more about these keys of which you speak...

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@NvidiaANZ GeForce Summer - Being chased in Sea of Thieves, hopping onto a harpoon at an outpost, and using it to crash their ship into the island so we could get away. We're now trying to play through Borderlands 4, so this would be... helpful #GeThanksRandy

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@AGONbyAOC 🙋 mine got a crack in it and a new one would put more than a crack in my wallet.

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@NVIDIAGFN @ASUS @Logitech I'm on Steam Deck these days, and really dove into modern gaming thanks to Sea of Thieves, but it all started with Pokemon Yellow on Gameboy #BlackwellonGFN

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@SeaOfThieves I love that even the music starts out a bit "undercover" and then suddenly breaks into a run.

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Binge-watching clips of Shane Gillis hosting was the first I had ever heard of the ESPYs, and I remain unaware of a single award-winner aside from four-time All Star Brittany Hicks.

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@HitboTC @SeaOfThieves Bottom line: Do you want a couple more years out of the life of the game? If "yes", this is a fantastic, thematically-sound way to do it.

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Here is my idea for @SeaOfThieves and the new Smuggler's Tide trading company. Currently after testing insiders the only reward you get out side of some commendations is gold and as we all know gold in Sea of Thieves has no purpose after a certain point. However... what if the Smugglers changed this for us all? Here is what I am thinking.

The Smuggler's Tide would have a black market that would refresh every 2 weeks with 1 rare cosmetic that was previously obtainable through an event. They would also have the ability to purchase a rare voyage. This wouldn't be with gold however but with doubloons. Meaning the top-tier currency for Sea of Thieves would be doubloons.

The best example I can think would be Xur from Destiny. You never know whats going to be up for grabs and it COULD be the cosmetic that you've always wanted. From wandering reaper hull to bone crusher tattoo.

in my opinion this would heal the broken gold economy of Sea of Thieves by encouraging players to convert their gold for doubloons and saving for the chance to get a cosmetic that they have wanted for a long time. Personally, with the game being 7 years old, I am done with this "gate keeping" mentality and think that the majority of the OGs probably don't play much anymore and there are LOADS of people that would absolutely lose it if they got the chance at a rare cosmetic from times past.

If it was earnable in game via an event make it come back on the black market. It fits with the whole theme of the Smuggler's Tide, gives purpose to gold and doubloons, and encourages players to play the game. @JoeNeate1 @S0nicbob @Captain_Falcore @PhuzzyBond

What do you think?

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@Splitgate Any specific explanation or help for the mouse/camera not working on Steam Deck in-game (but oddly working just fine in menus)?

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The Vatican drone is going to have its own Twitter account within the hour #HabemusPapam

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I injured my hand flossing yesterday. To answer your next question, does it really MATTER which kind?