Mark Katz

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[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

@JorCru @cmclymer Not sure if this makes it better, but for me it harkened back to silliness over Sen. Klobuchar eating a salad with a comb when no flatware was available. Rome burns, and we keep fiddling.

[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

@StacyMoon02 @DietCoke_Esq Once, I had to file a motion for summary judgment before I filed an answer because my motion to dismiss was still pending after almost a year.

[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

Here’s a good rule: If it smells like bullsh!t, don’t let them feed it to you. Dig out your old Obama memorabilia and post a photo. Let them know you know bullsh!t when you smell it.

[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

@BFriedmanDC First, let’s agree that VP Harris and her team are very aware of the pros and cons of each choice (including pros and cons you and I have no idea about). Second, to the extent they are consulting electoral maps, let’s hope they don’t rely on the outdated one you posted.

[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

@mattyglesias Amazingly, Stefanik bragged, “I will always deliver results,” as if her job is to act as a super-HR director over private schools and corporations—instead of delivering actual results in the form of a government that serves the People.

[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

@BlackKnight10k Maybe he was referring to your tart talent at spotting tantalizing typos.

[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

@AshaRangappa_ MAGA tears?

[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

@davidfrum This message brought to you by the Florida Tourism Board and the Florida Chamber of Commerce.

[Sheldon Whitehouse @SenWhitehouse]

Did you think I’d show up to the hearing on Supreme Court ethics without receipts?

[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

@JamesHSLevine I know! How do people not know this?!

[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

@nathaliejacoby1 Allegheny, Pan Am, TWA, Braniff, Continental

[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

@JasonKander Freaky Deaky

[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

@goldengateblond The video is going to be seen back in Ukraine. His people need to see him in war mode not civvies.

[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

@StacyMoon02 @JudgeDillard @RMFifthCircuit I like to use contractions for effect—as when an actor breaks the 4th wall. Done sparingly draws attention and provides emphasis; too much, and it loses its impact. I agree with reading the passage out loud.

[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

@therecount @MaxBoot Exactly the right answer!

[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

@NigelQuartey @EladNehorai @MordyGetz @TheGoodLiars A shanda.

[The Beatles Earth @BeatlesEarth]

Today in 1976, George Harrison appeared as a musical guest on SNL alongside host Paul Simon. The two performed "Here Comes the Sun" and "Homeward Bound".

[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

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[Mark Katz @MarkKatzCK]

@StacyMoon02 As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

Oh! The humanity!

[Pat Dubois @patdubois]

as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days