Mark Kellerman

Fiscally conservative, socially conservative

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

Scenic bag

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

Assembling the worst possible blunt rotation in history

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

Cocaine is sick because you’re just anxious and have to shit the entire night

[Ryan @Rygi13]

We were made for this moment. #NeverDaunted

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

If you’re not stealing full bottles of hot sauce at chipotle with me I can only assume you’re stealing full bottles of hot sauce at chipotle against me

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

#deepcutsaturday

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

@MarkHannaBurner Nice back office keyboard bud #charlotte

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

It’s 1:10pm and I am out of likes on both hinge and Raya for the day 👍 #busydayattheoffice

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Curt Cignetti and Indiana have agreed to terms on a new eight-year contract with an average annual compensation of approximately $11.6M, the school announced.

The new contract runs through November 30, 2033.

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

Best feeling ever is having 6 beers and then getting high

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

My life is getting old I need a new one

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

New focus tactic: as you find yourself getting distracted take incrementally more and more adderall

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

I’m gonna get high and eat candy

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

@RotoSurgeon Is this satire? Jayden Daniel’s is elite and will win the Super Bowl next year (unbiased). Dak Prescott? Are you legitimately fucking retarded? Fuck you. I hate you. Strike three you’re out

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

@sgt_carolina Nice cig burns 🤘🏻 #fag #shrink

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

I’m a Golden Goose in a sea of Oliver Cabels

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

@EVillageVillain

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

Nice

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

Just ordered pizza rolls and they will burn my mouth

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

Movie recommendations faggots?

[Mark Kellerman @markkellerman69]

Highly recommend a work wife gents. Drinks on a Wednesday, it’s sunny in NYC, just good stuff all around