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goofin’ since ‘94 . TAMU former student . dirty cyp

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I feel sick

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

BREAKING: Star outfielder Kyle Tucker and the Los Angeles Dodgers are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.

[niall @niallpta]

“to my big brother George, the richest man in town”

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@UTBarstool How did the longhorns do in their playoff game?

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@HoustonTexans @kamari_lassiter 🔒

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@NashTalksTexas If Texas can’t beat these teams in the regular season, then why even worry about being in the playoffs. Just win the games.

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Here.

[Texas A&M University @TAMU]

This morning at 2:42 a.m., Aggies met at the Bonfire Memorial to remember the twelve we lost 26 years ago.

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Mike Elko’s halftime adjustments need to be studied on a lab

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What if the Astros just sandbagged to guarantee they never get home field advantage

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Rockets in 7

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watching the fireworks after an L

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Happy Opening Day to those who celebrate

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at the Harlem globetrotters game. got a thousand on the generals pulling off the upset

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@HoustonTexans 🤘

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@HoustonTexans @CJ7STROUD 7️⃣

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Texans are tanking so that all the tape teams have will be them being ass and then they catch them by surprise in the playoffs

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@HoustonTexans 🤘

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@JamesRoyNFL SWARM

[James Roy @JamesRoyNFL]

TEXANS TICKET GIVEAWAY:

Want 2 tickets to see the Texans take on the Jaguars in NRG? Here’s how to enter:

1. Like and Retweet this post
2. Follow @JamesRoyNFL
3. Drop a “SWARM” in the replies

Winner will be drawn on Friday at Noon CST.

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I love Alex Bregman

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I love Alex Bregman!

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I love Alex Bregman