Mark LaChance

Originally from Mass. Now in NJ. Wachusett Mountaineer. Brown Bruin.

[The '60s at 60 @the_60s_at_60]

Last seen June 21, 1964.
Not seen again until August 4, when their bodies were unearthed.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Mark LaChance @marklachance]

@ThatEricAlper Not just Canada’s but the world’s.

[Mark LaChance @marklachance]

@actingliketommy @SarahLarchmont And Barron looks like a serial killer

[Mark LaChance @marklachance]

@rudezoneNJT Thank you.

[Mark LaChance @marklachance]

@ThatEricAlper Well, everybody is young forever. There's so much to tell you, so little time. I've come a long way since, uh, whatever, shit, I still see that word and think of you. There is so much that I can't do, yeah. You will be young forever. There is so much that I can't do. REM

[Mark LaChance @marklachance]

@ThatEricAlper Didn’t hit hard but awesome: “She’s so fine, there’s no telling where the money went.”

[Mark LaChance @marklachance]

@KevinMaddenDC Wow

[Mark LaChance @marklachance]

@HalfwayPost @Suzierizzo1 lol, no way

[Mark LaChance @marklachance]

@midwestern_ope A is the only area where a tornado won’t kill you.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To all the dads out there – Happy Father’s Day!

Nothing we do is more fulfilling!

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

So he can in fact call in the National Guard whenever he wants. He just refused to do it to protect the Capitol on January 6th for 187 minutes. Glad we cleared that up.

[Mark LaChance @marklachance]

@highbrow_nobrow He’s such a stupid dick

[Mark LaChance @marklachance]

@starledger Posted at 7pm on Sunday?

[Mark LaChance @marklachance]

@NanciNanci7 @Acyn @USAttyPirro @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @FoxNewsSunday @foxnewspolitics @foxnewsalert 🔥

[Mark LaChance @marklachance]

@Acyn She is so stupid

[Mark LaChance @marklachance]

@ditzkoff @Mikel_Jollett Dave. 🔥

[Mark LaChance @marklachance]

@thewakeninq Easiest block ever.

[Mark LaChance @marklachance]

@wpri12 Sure they do.

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

There is a 24/7 camera that shows the reflecting pool. If someone went into the pool and made a 250 foot gash, it would have been seen.

trump is lying again. Everyone knows it, but the people at @TheJusticeDept are randomly going after people to soothe trump’s fragile ego.