Marklacious

It’s pronounced Mar-klay-si-us

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I had a dream I got invited to Barack Obama's birthday party and my gift to him was a half eaten bag of pepperoni

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@stroyekdavid @UnderdogFantasy Appreciate the work y’all do! Incredible platform.

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My girlfriend, one minute after kickoff, placed her first ever @UnderdogFantasy pick ‘em parlay.

Her only questions for me were:
- “are the 49ers good this season?”
- “do we like DANIEL Waller?”
- “who is Matt Breida?”

Woke up this morning to find out she went 5/5.

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“Keep Bikers Alive!”

Says the bumper sticker on the motorcycle driving 20mph down the middle of the lane through traffic.

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Hey @TheNickRudman can you hit me with a follow or send me a DM? I’ve got a question for you!

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Nothing more American than going to a hockey game and drinking a Labatt Blue.

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@taranorbs Frfr

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@thehammer7

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Just so I have proof when the dynasty starts: I’m claiming stake on the @okcthunder as my second favorite NBA team.

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I just got carded at a gas station… FOR A LIGHTER. IM 26. WHAT IS THIS.

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Asking me “where are you from?” is actually considered a threat at this point.

“Well I lived just outside of Chicago for 18 years, then Jacksonville for 5, then Phoenix for 1, then Chicago again for 1, but now I live in Tampa”

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

DeMar DeRozan has broken Wilt Chamberlain’s record for most consecutive games with 35+ points on 50% or better shooting.

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@colej313 @buildthedynasty Made my choice easier.

2.02 Desmond Ridder

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Is everything okay babe? You’ve barely drank your Mountain Dew Baja Blast Hard Seltzer with Zero Sugar.

[Hard Mountain Dew @hardmountaindew]

Don’t worry. We didn’t forget.

[Marklacious @marklacious]

Dogs in the wild
- independent
- sleep wherever they find shelter
- hunt for their food

My dog
- clinically diagnosed with anxiety
- cannot sleep without a fuzzy blanket
- intolerance to 95% of dog foods

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

It’s our @goaawol digital shirt toss time!

RT now for a chance to win - the only way to get this shirt.

[Chicago Sports Zone @thechisports]

Zach Lavine is 1 spot away from having a Bulls backcourt in the 2022 NBA All Star Game 🙏🏼

RETWEET to vote @ZachLaVine a #NBAAllStar

#BullsNation #ZachLaVine

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My debit card got hit for $140 at a Chipotle in California this weekend.

Whoever’s company or family holiday party I sponsored: You’re welcome.

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@thehammer7 I’m sorry to have broken the news to you. I know it’s a touchy subject.

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An update: