Mark Giesbrecht

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[G3N3_yes @genofenez]

It has heat, stereo and everything...

[Mark Giesbrecht @MarkleyG]

@StarTalkRadio @neiltyson Of course I'd take the wings...i could train my feet to do hand stuff 😂

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Being a Dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy-bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word hero.

[Mark Giesbrecht @MarkleyG]

The phrase "ur a good shit"...is the highest form of a compliment, in my books 😂 #agoodshit #lmfao #wednesdaythoughts #thinker #fartsack #me

[Mark Giesbrecht @MarkleyG]

Just though of a cheesy pickup line...or maybe it's just a dad joke...?

Hi beautiful, you sure look gouda today 😂

#cheesypickuplines #lol

[Mark Giesbrecht @MarkleyG]

Is ear hair cool? If so, I just trimmed a bunch of cool yesterday...

#lmfao #lol #wednesdays #laugh #gettingold #fartbox

[Mark Giesbrecht @MarkleyG]

This video is hilarious and yet scary. It's hilari-scary!!!!! https://t.co/0QcguA2uKo

[Mark Giesbrecht @MarkleyG]

@TheScaryNature This video is hilarious and yet scary. It's hilari-scary!!!!!

[Mark Giesbrecht @MarkleyG]

@realsureshjohn R those urs!?!?!?!? Super jealous!!!!!!

[Mark Giesbrecht @MarkleyG]

@TheRock 😂 lol. you're so awesome!!! I just wanted to say that ur a tremendous inspiration!!! Thank you!!!!!

[Mark Giesbrecht @MarkleyG]

If u love something, set it free,
if it comes back, it was meant to be...
if it doesn't, then she probably was a whore 😂

#lol #laughatlife

[Mark Giesbrecht @MarkleyG]

Collecting dog poop w/pooper scooper is alot like the game u play w/the claw for a stuffed animal...except u always win...& it's always poop

[Mark Giesbrecht @MarkleyG]

"Forever" isn't that long...
If you go by the 'wedding vow definition'.
#thoughtoftheday #ha #lmfao #somewomenareheartlessbitches

[Mark Giesbrecht @MarkleyG]

@rickygervais There were 911 calls made to 911 from inside the World Trade Centre on 9/11...
Just joking...
They all died...

[Mark Giesbrecht @MarkleyG]

@rickygervais Why was the 8 year old crying?
Because a man wiped the blood off his dick on her favorite teddy bear...after raping her.

[Mark Giesbrecht @MarkleyG]

@rickygervais A- fucked ur wife last night
B- jokes on u, now you have aids
A- I guess ur son has aids now too
B- all good,he's already dying from cancer

[Mark Giesbrecht @MarkleyG]

@rickygervais Probably any joke about fags...
Stupid little fags...
Cigarettes just don't know how to take a joke!

[G3N3_yes @genofenez]

Think u need more money?
Remember rich people were once SO FUCKING BORED they started naming eating utensils and giving them specific jobs.

[Mark Giesbrecht @MarkleyG]

A regular coffee maker is great...
if u like throwing out 8 cups of coffee a day 😁 keurigs rock!!! #tuesdaythoughts #lol #keurig