If you haven’t gone on Snapchat recently I’ll save you the time - people have dogs, people eat food and girls have boyfriends - Yup. There ya go, spared ya 5 whole minutes of your life. Go be great
Girls on Twitter: thank you, next.
Girl in real life: thank you, come back in a week, after I’ve done nothing but talk about how toxic you and our relationship was, so we can do this again in a couple of weeks.