π¨ NOW: Somali Rep. Ilhan Omar WINS her primary for reelection to Minnesota's 5th Congressional District
She should be heading to SOMALIA, not back to Congress!
Get this pirate out of my country ππ»
She committed FRAUD to get here.
Being in this country illegally for three decades isnβt a freaking medal of honor. In fact, itβs nearly 40 years of breaking the law. They all must go. Especially the ones who think by virtue of breaking the law for decades they are somehow entitled. Nah.
I came across this on a different platform and thought it was worth sharing because itβs HILARIOUS!π€£π
Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims
Jeff Foxworthy writes.......
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims?
Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ...
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim.
6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim.
10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America β¦ and you are most likely a Muslim.
FEVER COACH LOSES IT!
Says we can βgo to hell!β
Coach Stephanie White is pissed at you guys! How dare you criticize her for not fully standing up for Sophie Cunningham (and CC!).
You guys donβt understand that she is a great person and you can all just βgo to hell!β π€¦ββοΈ