Mark Maira

The Innerloop Club Podcast Writing for @realpunknews

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Oh, be careful, Merriam-Webster, lest we suffer vertigo from the dizzying heights of our lexical ground.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Bombshell allegation in the latest Epstein Files document release ... an underage girl claims she was forced to perform oral sex on Donald Trump approximately 35 years ago in New Jersey.

Read more: https://t.co/x3gMPI2FR4

[Mark Maira @MarkMaira]

Men should only talk about women the way Sean Penn does in One Battle After Another.

[Mark Maira @MarkMaira]

I wasn't able to stay home and not go to work for the ICE protest today... but I'll have you know... I am very bad at my job. So there's that.

[Mark Maira @MarkMaira]

Loved Wicked: For Good

[Mark Maira @MarkMaira]

Wish Terry would’ve talked 😔

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do.

[Matt McDermott @mattmfm]

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

[Mark Maira @MarkMaira]

The 2nd amendment isn’t to stop a tyrannical government. It’s to use when you misaken your stepson for a burglar at 7pm on a weekday.

[Mark Maira @MarkMaira]

I have a feeling our reps are going to be penning Mr. Trump a sternly worded letter about all of this Minnesota Jazz. He better be ready.

[Mark Maira @MarkMaira]

Avatar not getting nominated for Best Picture has me all worked up. No I'm all wound up. Gonna go have tail sex with a tree or some moss.

[Mark Maira @MarkMaira]

According to “What to Expect When You’re Expecting” JD Vance’s baby is this big right now

[Mark Maira @MarkMaira]

I knew it was always a possibility but I thought he’d want to coach a younger team

[Mark Maira @MarkMaira]

Pegula is proof that the gas from fracking affects people’s brain development

[The Topical Fruit @TheTopicalFruit]

Subscribe to The Topical Fruit Podcast. #MichaelRapaport #comedy #podcast #traitors

[Mark Maira @MarkMaira]

Pegula once again reinforcing my belief that you actually have to be dumber than most people to become a billionaire

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Love that Pegula and Trump are currently competing for who has the worst brain out there right now.

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My awful hot take. Give me drug lord era Mike McDaniel

[Mark Maira @MarkMaira]

Bring the boys back #BillMafia

[Mark Maira @MarkMaira]

Sean McDermott - “Ya know getting fired is a lot like being one of the terrorists during the 9/11 attacks…” #BillsMafia