Mark Milner

Proud Ram, proud Englishman, proud dad and grandad. Lover of music, beer, comedy. Anti-PC, anti-EU, pro-Democracy, pro-Life.

[Mark Milner @markmilner20]

My Grandson George at PP yesterday :) he's getting a Rams hat for Xmas!

[Derby County @dcfcofficial]

This is how #DCFC will line up to face Norwich City today... 🐏

#NCFCvDCFC

[Jokes UK 🔞 @jokesuk]

My wife wanted me to put my referees kit on and have sex with her. She screamed and moaned to the biggest climax I have ever known her have in 20 years...

So I gave her a yellow card for simulation!

[Derby County @dcfcofficial]

It doesn't matter how it goes in... 👀

@CBryson44 struck late to earn a point when we faced Norwich City earlier this season... 💪

#NCFCvDCFC

[Humor For The Hopeless @PatheticLoserAB]

Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

A: You can unscrew the light bulb.

[England Cricket @englandcricket]

Congratulations Sir Alastair Cook!
#SirChef

https://t.co/7kitGF7ekq

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: @England manager Gareth Southgate has been awarded an OBE in the New Year
Honours and @HKane awarded an MBE. #SSN

[Derby County @dcfcofficial]

Happy Birthday, @Huddz8! 🎉

[Football Memories @footballmemorys]

Dave Mackay, Derby County

#DCFC #DerbyCounty #Rams

[Postman Pat @PostmanPat__]

"How's our home-brew coming along Ted ?"

"Well Pat, it had started to corrode the stainless-steel . . . . So grab a couple of glasses it must be nearly ready"

#PissedUpPat

[Jokes UK 🔞 @jokesuk]

I bumped into my ex in town today. I asked her how her new boyfriend was.

"He's twice the man you'll ever be!" she said with a smug look on her face. "How's your new girlfriend?"

"Luckily, she's half the woman you'll ever be, you fat cunt!"

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

Laziness level: Expert.

[Kai @Crypto_Kai2013]

The Ox Blood 1460 Vintage from @drmartens £170 Made in Britain 🇬🇧 from @MadeinGB2013

[Leave.EU @LeaveEUOfficial]

The EU's Budget Commissioner admits if the UK stops its huge financial contributions to the EU, Germany will end up footing the bill.

A "No Deal" Brexit means endless possibilities for us, and endless problems for them!

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[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet @aufwiedpet]

On this day in 2004, ‘Au Revoir, Pet’ part one aired for the first time on BBC One.