Mark Mwai

[Mark Mwai @MarkMwai8]

@ActivistSimiyu You are very stupid and idiot at the same time kumbafu

[Mark Mwai @MarkMwai8]

@WelBeast Mimi pia nimeamuka poa sana

[Mark Mwai @MarkMwai8]

@citizentvkenya Women rep

[Mark Mwai @MarkMwai8]

@HEBabuOwino Happy Birthday Happy

[Mark Mwai @MarkMwai8]

@LindaMwananchi_ Chama iko imara

[Mark Mwai @MarkMwai8]

@KiprutToo Wanga and Oparanya

[Eric @amerix]

END OF THE MONTH is a MAN's most difficult day:

"Hello Sir, rent for this month is due."

"Boss, the tax amnesty ends today."

"Hello, Sir, I will not come to work tomorrow unless you send me fare."

"Hi Bro, don't forget. The event is tomorrow."

"Hello cousin, my son was admitted to university. I spent everything. I don't have fare back home. Help me, please."

"Jemo, someone has my money. Send me something small; I am being held at the Police Station for a traffic offence. If he refunds it, I will refund you. Please."

"Boss, I know I have your money. But I commit to pay. My wife is going into labour. Just help me with something on top of the other one; I will refund."

"Dear Customer, this is a polite reminder about your loan."

"Your post-paid line has been barred due to insufficient funds."

"James, your father is going for dialysis tomorrow. We hope to be at the hospital at 4 am."

"Hello, parent, Jayden is sitting his exams this month. Prepare for prayer day and to gift his teachers."

"Baba Jay, the tokens."

"Baba Jay, the gas."

"Baba Jay, my mother's consecration in the church women's guild is this Sunday. This is your mother-in-law, for heaven's sake!"

"Brethren, our church's hotel project fundraiser is next week."

"JAMES, your Online transaction of USD 81.76 has been declined on your card ending **42 at Truecaller due to insufficient funds."

Steven Uber: I tried to call you at 30-09-26 13:41 but you were not reachable.

Amos Mechanic: I tried to call you at 30-09-26 13:43 but you were not reachable.

"Please call me. Thank you. Everybody wins!"

"You, James, I will not remind you about your child's upkeep. Behave, or I will tell your wife. Nonsense!"

"Failed. Insufficient funds in your M-PESA account as well as Fuliza M-PESA to send KSH340.00. Your M-PESA balance KSH0.00."

It is tough being a MAN.

Grace be upon you, the MAN.

[Mark Mwai @MarkMwai8]

🤣🤣🤣 noma hiyo

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

BREAKING: Hoodlum and Remote protestor Francis gaitho set to Embark on a journey next week to Harare Zimbambwe,to inherit the late Wicknel chivayo’s clothes,especially the Tshirts and underwears as they shared the same stomach and waist diameter. This will save him alot of money

[Eric @amerix]

Here are 10 truths about 'HUNGER' that you should know:

Thread🧵

#BetterTogether

[Mark Mwai @MarkMwai8]

@allans_ademba I can't vote for Kalonzo a very lazy person only do campaign in ukambani Region

[Mark Mwai @MarkMwai8]

@City_nXtra @Sam_lee If Rico Lewis start we gonna lose

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

A man must learn the skill of letting go.

Not every argument needs a winner.

Not every space needs to be filled with your opinion.

Not every wrong needs to be corrected by you.

When you choose your battles carefully, you win the important ones.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Here is an important reminder,

DO NOT FORCE YOURSELF INTO A WOMAN'S LIFE.

If a woman wants to be with you, she will be with you, no matter what hurdles.

If she doesn't want, leave her alone.

Using your money to buy affection is a lack of wisdom.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Mark Mwai @MarkMwai8]

@RobertAlai Report to the nearest police station

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Your wife's nutrition during pregnancy is paramount.

Provide nutrient-dense foods.

This means: Meat, Eggs, Green Leafy vefgies and Essential Fats.

Essential fats are: Fatty meats, Avocado, Coconut, Cashewnuts, Tallow, Butter

#MasculinitySaturday

[Gladys Wanga, E.G.H. @gladyswanga]

KTN and The Standard reported falsehoods, ignored my response, and maligned my office. My office has lodged a formal complaint with the Media Council of Kenya. Over to you.

[Mark Mwai @MarkMwai8]

@RealTete8 You're foolish person

[Mark Mwai @MarkMwai8]

@ManCity Jersey number

[Mark Mwai @MarkMwai8]

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[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s national government operating costs have gone up by a record Sh199 billion to Sh1.3 trillion in FY2025/26.

The costs cover travel, fuel, office supplies, repairs, utilities and other day-to-day government operations, excluding salaries and debt payments.