Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP)

Card-carrying member of the human race. If you’re looking for SnarkyCFP (that account was deleted 9/15/25) you’ve found him.

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@StojBoj Set fire. Try but fail to put it out. Building burns down, consuming billions of dollars, and maybe a trillion, and remains a fire hazard. Claim we didn’t need building anyway. Then, claim you meant to burn it down and that now hazardous building makes us safer.

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@cullenroche @ShakeItUp2023 Damn. Thought this was the courts on George Mason Drive at 8th street in Arlington.

[Chris D. Jackson @ChrisDJackson]

In 2024, President Biden released a six-page physical packed with real medical history, medications, labs, conditions, and specialist reviews.

The press, including Ed, still beat the hell out of him and @K_JeanPierre.

Tonight, Trump releases a 3-page propaganda memo pretending he’s Superman while admitting he’s 238 pounds, on cholesterol drugs, taking aspirin, had swelling and bruising, and was told to lose weight.

And the press shrugs.

That cowardly, useless, access-obsessed double standard is exactly how we got here.

Biden gave them a medical report and got dragged for months.

Trump gave them fan fiction on White House letterhead, and they clap like trained seals.

Sick.

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@DecodingFoxNews Yeah but the super elite maga don’t know that. This is the first time he’s been in Home Depot, I bet. One more elite member of the massively corrupt Trump Crime Family out of touch with any average American.

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@jonallendc @reedgalen Pretty simple to me: 1) they have no platform other than “Orangeman bad”; 2) they lied to us about Biden, and Biden lied to us about running again. No platform/nothing she is to connect to and bad candidate = loss. Not hard to figure out.

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@LizSimmie Why needs nature anyway? After we steal all the money from the US taxpayer we are moving to Mars with Elon.

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@jb_equities @EpsilonTheory @IfindRetards What you say says an awful lot about you and absolutely nothing about me.

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@jb_equities @EpsilonTheory Also, will be interesting to see how you feel when the leopards eat your face.

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@jb_equities @EpsilonTheory You can’t count the number of women, and convicted once. You can look it all up. Now, what you choose to believe is up to you. Facts are facts. Indoor your reading.

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@jtuckermartin You’re my new Yogi.

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@jb_equities @EpsilonTheory Sure they will. If they’ll defend his sexual battery, they’ll defend anything. They are all in for the grift. All of them. Why don’t we have insider trading laws for Congress? She are they allowed to self-direct investments? And the Trump Crime Family is the head grifter.

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@RudyHavenstein @EpsilonTheory If course he will. There is no other likely outcome.

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

And the grift goes on, you know the grift goes on…. Apologies to Sonny and Cher.

[MatrixMysteries @MatrixMysteries]

“We have to have sympathy. We need to at least let them engage in some stock trading so they can continue to take care of their family.”

Americans are tired of watching corruption dressed up as virtue.

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@JoyceWhiteVance Well sure. Who ever heard of the separation of powers, anyway? Those no-nothing framers, you think they came up with something that works? Vertical integration is everything these days. That and massive grift.

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@RPSeawright “Please stay under my umbrella”. I think mine was my mom playing “Beatles 65”.

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@MarkMcGrathCFP @theRealKiyosaki Charlatanmaxxing. Love this!

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@SteveScalise Well since your party violates the constitution every day, it’s not like you have a strong position to oppose this. And, at least in Virginia we voted for the gerrymander. In Texas and Tennessee, not so much. As a member of the Trump Crime Family, you have no credibility.

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@ngertsema You sure this was their suggestion?

[Mark Newfield (SnarkyCFP) @marknewfield2]

@ppearlman Sphere of influence, sphere of control, and the massive space where we can have little to no effect at all. Which ones have value to us?