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[MCCCSHCas @MCCCSHCas]

Manchester United vs Newcastle United drew over 8.6 million TV viewers, making it the most-watched Premier League game in history.

The Joelinton effect.

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

Marks & Snitches more like. #FreeCuthbert

[mark nicholson @marknicholson13]

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[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

The North of England right now...

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@soapachu @chloeporter4

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[Greg James @gregjames]

Oh my god @rhodri. Perfection.

https://t.co/FYwpz0db29

[ToonTalk @Toon_TaIk]

Uncomfortable statistic.

Goals against Morecambe FC:

Messi: 0

Joelinton: 2

There’s levels to this game. #NUFC

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

*Breaking*

I've just been sent this exclusive footage from Nigel Farage. Please watch with the sound on.

[ScottishPatter @1ScottishPatter]

If ya smelllll 😂😂 https://t.co/SYzdgX6Yoe

[Comedy Unleashed @UnleashedComedy]

It's about time we thanked the most important people during this crisis: Celebrities.

You can watch episodes 1 & 2 of Comedy Unleashed: Quarantined on our YouTube channel now https://t.co/79GGPN1com

[Geoff Norcott @GeoffNorcott]

Fuck it, I’m going 100% takeaway

1. Supermarkets have earned enough
2. Local businesses need support
3. I’ve always wanted to live like this

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

After coronavirus is officially renamed, scientists admit they shouldn’t have put it to a public vote but will nonetheless continue to fight the spread of Diseasy McDiseaseface.

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

OLE'S AT THE WHEEL 🎶

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😂😂

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@chloeporter4 But you love it

[mark nicholson @marknicholson13]

@rustyrockets @chloeporter4 that’s why life’s better just playing my PS4

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@GainKnowIedge @chloeporter4 I’m gonna do that to you