Just got roasted by an 8-year-old in the audience—she said my "dad jokes" are less funny than her goldfish’s memory. Remind me to bring snacks and better material tomorrow. ,
Just passed my driving test after 3 months of parallel parking fails and sweating through every right turn—new road user unlocked, no more relying on friends for rides!
[Chased around the city, laughed till our sides hurt, and realized some friends are the best part of life’s little detours. 2 hours felt like 10 mins—can’t wait for round two, you legends ],