Mark Oldham

I play with television and computers...

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

@whatdoiknow And THAT is why the world should run on GMT, and Metric, and... Don't get me started.

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

I like them Aussies, if nothing else for their accent.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

HOLY SHIT!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The end of this video destroyed me.

Thank you, Australia!
https://t.co/UID2EBWoKW

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

Worth watching.

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

@whatdoiknow Is it true that I have to attach 11 stamps before dropping it in the dropbox at my neighbors church???

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

@whatdoiknow Didn't he wrap another building in black fencing? I think it is on the east coast. Maybe Washington.... It's white with it's own rose garden. Is he imploding that building in January also???

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

@JackBox Is it the Jack in the Box Mexican Pizza??? And Jack's Bell Beefer???? Love the loaded mini tacos by the way. And of course, the spicy chicken strips. And of course, most everything else on the menu...

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

@KellyannePolls Unfortunatly, she seems to be the one acting like an adult in your household. Very sad situation.

[Timothy Snyder @TimothyDSnyder]

0/25. Lying about disease kills us and our democracy. Quotations from "Our Malady: Lessons in Liberty from a Hospital Diary," published this week. #OurMalady

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

@sulka I can loan my cat to you, she will find it, and carry it from room to room and leave it there for a few hours at a time... She will also hide mice in the linen closet, birds in the bedroom and bring squirrels to you in the hot tub. All unharmed...

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

@WeylandTyler @BurbankPD Part of the problem is that in dense areas, with all the people staying home or working from home, there are many more cars. On some streets, there is no where enough parking to move all the cars to one side within several blocks.

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

@DianaDeGarmo You need a set of magic baskets. My wife got these baskets, as long as I put the socks in the black one, the shirts in the white one and everything else in the round one they just magically wash themselves and put themselves away.

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

@TheSarahFader Will the first concert be in 7 to 10 business days?

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

@JackBox When? Tomorrow? Next week?

Your big box of tiny tacos is the bomb.

Since you are so smart, can you design a campaign to make people wear masks so we can get back to whatever the new normal is? The people in charge aren't doing such a good job at this seemingly simple task

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

@allieeeburke It is more tiring than ever before to leave the house. Do you get to celebrate a date of rest tomorrow?

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

I wish I lacked critical thinking skills and lacked the ability to read and understand low to medium level research papers. y'all seem so happy out there in your obliviousness.

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

Texas parents frustrated when science refused to bow to their opinions on virology, parents now filling class action lawsuit against all scientists everywhere. (see story about church camp infections)...

[Ken Olin @kenolin1]

Retweet if you want to tell Dr. Fauci how much his hard work and fortitude are appreciated during an unbelievably difficult time. #ThankYouDrFauci

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

Humans have mutated to make the virus more infectious, it is called the “liberty” mutation.

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

If I owe you an email, please find some comfort in the fact that my every waking hour is haunted by my debt to you...

[Mark Oldham @markoldham]

@TheSarahFader @FlounderOfThe12 THAT explains it!!!