Mark Oliver

The grass is always greener on a Photoshop adjustment layer.

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

Of all the side effects from the vaccines I think magnetism is the best. Now when I put my iPhone in my back pocket, it sticks to my ass.

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

In a desperate attempt to stop my AirPods Pros from falling out of my head every 5 minutes for almost a year, I tried the impossible and put them in the opposite ears.
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Perfect

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

@darbonz @blakeoliver13 Hang in there. I heard Stevie Nicks briefly. And that made whatever should happen afterwards all worth while.

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

Still feeling fantastic!

[Blake Arsenault @blakesarsenault]

Small good news in my world: My dad got the AZ vaccine yesterday and gives it a rave review.

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

The bitter hop finds peace only in the bottle
Sweet Basil in the sauce
#TraditionalBasilProverb #squadgoals

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

In a pinch, you can always crush two Gravol natural ginger pills and mix with honey plus soy sauce and poof:
Poor Man’s Teriyaki
#HangoverCures

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

The next time you see a hummingbird, listen closely. Because it’s easy to get distracted and miss the beeping of a dump truck approaching in reverse.

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

The next time you see a Bald Eagle, stand very still and hold your breath. They have horrible halitosis.

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

The next time you see a Bald Eagle, try to touch its talons for Good Luck. #baddadadvice

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

@staceydodge I’ve got more bad news for you. Look up “Mark Twain”. Spoiler: No relation to Shania.

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

If laying around, watching the first two minutes of 100 shows, eating garbage and laying around again are symptoms. Then I’ve got this virus BAD. #COVID19

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

I’ve started stock piling my soaker bath with gin. You’d be surprised how 26 ounces of Bombay Sapphire seems like nothing laying at the bottom of a clawfoot tub. Send more gin. #Covid_19

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

I am not a survivalist by trade. But right now my gut instinct is to fill my bathtub with gin. #Covid_19

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

I’ll call you a #cinephile when you put 35mm film in your car’s backup camera. #hollywood #comedy

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

After an overindulgent weekend I like to wake up Monday thinking, Today is a day without any calories in it.

[Recorder and Times @RecorderTimes]

ELECTION PROFILE: Mark Oliver has been running on drive and passion in his bid for #Brockville mayor.

https://t.co/tLWm83ARM7

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

#TeamOliver can't wait to hear Rally Cry tomorrow! @arkellsmusic

[Blake Arsenault @blakesarsenault]

My get-out-the-vote soundtrack is brought to you by @arkellsmusic. #relentless

[Thrillhouse Studios @THouseStudios]

A campaign video we produced for @markoliverPV’s Mayoral campaign geared toward this fall’s municipal election. Watch the full video at https://t.co/e06GVgi2wI #MovingForward #ThrillDifferent🍋

[Mark Oliver @markoliverPV]

@DougQuantz Thanks Doug! Appreciate that!

[Thrillhouse Studios @THouseStudios]

It's been a pleasure working with Mark and his wonderful team all with the unified goal of making this Mayoral campaign not only different, but special. #MovingForward #ThrillDifferent