Mark Paschal

Very stable genius

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@adamcarolla Is playing catch the Dad equivalent of sandwiches?

Providing no balls of any kind = Carolla style

Having a football in the garage = buying sandwich ingredients, make your own

Having two mitts and a ball, begrudgingly tossing with you on occasion = throwing together a PBJ or ham sandwich

It progresses to the the equivalent of making a toasted sandwich and cutting it diagonal - installing a batting cage in the backyard

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@CountessesofUNC @UNC_Basketball Incompetence all the way down.

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@mlbbowman Not a big leaguer

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@mlbbowman 22? It’s September

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@mlbbowman Yes, the Braves have made 1000 bad decisions in a row

[Mark Paschal @markpaschal]

@adamcarolla Outside linebacker for the Vikings, Brad Nail @AdamCarollaShow

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Outside linebacker for the Broncos, Art Historian @adamcarolla

[Mark Paschal @markpaschal]

@Jason 1. Rebuke of left wing culture
2. Rebuke of Obama/Biden policies
3. DOGE

A. Not enough cutting
B. Not enough investigation of COVID shutdown
C. Not yet 100% separation from Ukraine

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@mlbbowman I’m sorry you have to watch these games all year

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Loans that were required to be used to pay salaries for employees, and made necessary by insane Covid polices pushed by Democrats and left wingers.

Step 1: shut down the economy
Step 2: offer forgivable loans to businesses
Step 3: shout at businesses for accepting the loans
Step 4: become even more smug

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@InsideCarolina I feel bad for the players. They made a poor choice to play for Hubert. He ha put them in a position to fail.

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@InsideCarolina fire Hubert

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@HeelIllustrated Hubert

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@HeelIllustrated I’m sorry you have to watch this whole thing.

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@InsideCarolina Most regret showing up at all. Fire Hubert

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@HeelIllustrated Plus they suck

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@InsideCarolina Fire Hubert today

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@adamcarolla Really damn good

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@NickDiFabio1 Book

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@Variety This sucks donkey balls