Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire)

OSEG Employee of the Month every month since October 2022. Direct flight enjoyer. Part-time Mayor of Autowa. Not actually Mark Sutcliffe.

[Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire) @MarkPitchbot]

Since being elected mayor two years ago, I have been working non-stop on the issues that matter to you. Just look at all we've achieved for #TeamOttawa!
❌ Fix transit
❌ Action on housing crisis
❌ Accountability for LRT debacle
✅ Direct flights to Paris & London

[Kiavash Najafi @KiavashNajafi]

Higher taxes than Catherine McKenney. Lower services than Catherine McKenney. https://t.co/g1mIzQn42H

[Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire) @MarkPitchbot]

Good morning, Ottawa! Special thanks to @OttawaPolice ’s new mounted unit for giving everyone  a special welcome at Bluesfest last night!

[Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire) @MarkPitchbot]

Promises made, promises kept. I'm delivering for #TeamOttawa!

[Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire) @MarkPitchbot]

That's 24,000 fewer people working from home! A win for #TeamOttawa.

[Ottawa Citizen @OttawaCitizen]

Ottawa and Gatineau will 'bear the brunt' of public service cuts: report https://t.co/HaFOYiLTF0

[Kiavash Najafi @KiavashNajafi]

Wow more of this please!

Yasir, you should run some ads about how you endorsed Mark Sutcliffe to keep Watson’s legacy going. It will be really helpful to remind 70% of Ottawa Centre’s voters about your values versus ours!

[hugh @shawarmula]

posting a Jim Watson endorsement video is like releasing an attack ad against yourself

[Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire) @MarkPitchbot]

Just got back from the Centrist Rally for Ottawa Centre. Amazing turnout. Me, Yasir, Jim Watson, and thousands of other people holding hands chanting "Better Things Aren't Possible!"

[Yasir Naqvi 🇨🇦 @YasirNaqviCDN]

Amazing to have Jim Watson, former Mayor of Ottawa, join me for some canvassing! Grateful for his support as we work to build a strong, united voice for #OttawaCentre.

Want to learn more or get involved? Visit https://t.co/IgyypfiNtw

Stand up for Canada—vote today.

[Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire) @MarkPitchbot]

Promises made, promises kept. I'm delivering for #TeamOttawa!

[Kiavash Najafi @KiavashNajafi]

Higher taxes than Catherine McKenney. Lower services than Catherine McKenney. https://t.co/g1mIzQn42H

[Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire) @MarkPitchbot]

To commemorate Remembrance Day, I will be Respecting The Troops by solemnly eating a Phat Ass Burger with a 20oz milkshake at the Wellington Diner later this morning.

[the wellington diner 🇨🇦 @wellingtondiner]

There is no better place in the Nation’s Capital for Patriots to honour our past and come together on Remembrance Day than here with us. We are open and ready for you 🇨🇦
Lest we forget 🌺

[Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire) @MarkPitchbot]

A step in the right direction - but not far enough.

In Ottawa, we'll be removing the sidewalks on Bank St. and Elgin St. that have been bringing traffic to a standstill.

We need to bring sanity back to sidewalk decisions and get #TeamOttawa drivers moving faster.

[Colin D'Mello | Global News @ColinDMello]

NEW: Just one day after the Ford government tabled legislation to review all existing bike lanes in Ontario, the premier is strongly suggesting the decision on at least three routes has already been made.

“They’re coming out.”

https://t.co/HZLXm9SRs1

#Onpoli

[Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire) @MarkPitchbot]

Food $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Lansdowne $419,000,000
Transit $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

[Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire) @MarkPitchbot]

Stuntman Stu........ welcome to the resistance

[Stuntman Stu @StuntmanStu]

I don’t know what to believe anymore…….

[Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire) @MarkPitchbot]

More radical fantasy. Unlike Montreal, Ottawa is a winter city.

[Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire) @MarkPitchbot]

Au contraire, @MayorOliviaChow. Scarcity makes the heart grow fonder.

That's why my administration is REDUCING service for buses and LRT across the city to make #TeamOttawa appreciate how good they used to have it which, in turn, will improve ridership and service.

[Mayor Olivia Chow 🇨🇦 @MayorOliviaChow]

We are increasing service to bus, streetcars and subways across the city.

16 bus routes will have more service, shorter wait times or more room on board. 23 routes will see improved reliability. We're also reducing subway wait times at rush hour and in the evenings.

[Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire) @MarkPitchbot]

Sutcliffe: Denley: Don't blame Mayor Sutcliffe for Ottawa's public transit woes

[Mark Sutcliffe @_MarkSutcliffe]

Denley: Don't blame Mayor Sutcliffe for Ottawa's public transit woes.
https://t.co/AjlXYLkrou

[Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire) @MarkPitchbot]

https://t.co/d8AbMqgf6c

[john vs. acme @johnnycakes91]

Crazy to think we’re reaching a stage where “Jim Watson > Mark Sutcliffe” is a genuine argument. Sutty is reaching the O’Brien zone.

[Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire) @MarkPitchbot]

In the midst of a transit and housing crisis and the ballooning cost of living, the last thing #TeamOttawa should have to endure is a 90 minute layover in Montreal en route to their European vacation.

Thank you @aircanada for helping alleviate Ottawa's direct flight crisis!

[Mayor Sutcliffe (Satire) @MarkPitchbot]

@nilikm @FierteCapPride yeah it's like you can't even murder 200,000 Palestinians in a year these days without somebody singling you out for it, it's wild