Mark Poluta

[Mark Poluta @markpoluta]

@CindyPoluta Metro police have never and will never do their jobs properly. There is zero accountability. Rotten government and rotten civil works. A homeless cripple person does a better job than they ever could.

[Richard Porter @sniffpetrol]

Meanwhile, on a private jet high over the Persian Gulf, Kimi Raikkonen briefly lowers a neat vodka from his lips and mutters, "What? The Dutch guy? Okay, whatever."

[Cindy Poluta @CindyPoluta]

#BlackFriday It's great to get amazing deals - but the big guys don't need your support.
Buy from the small guy. And then set yourself a reminder to support him/her again.
That small business has made a huge sacrifice and jumped through hoops to offer you a Black Friday deal.

[Mark Poluta @markpoluta]

Howzit @elonmusk is this yours boet? I took this pic in Joburg last night at 19:30ish

[Siv Ngesi @iamSivN]

Leave your family whatsapp groups while you can!

[Mark Poluta @markpoluta]

@AdmytMe I’ve just logged into my app and see I’m still at a shopping session I left a month ago with the clock still ticking. How can we solve this

[Mark Poluta @markpoluta]

@brucebusiness Nope

[Yaaseen Barnes @Ya_a_seen_Him]

Dear #LoveIslandSA

Do you want to be loud or soft?
Do you like music or not?

Please decide

[Mark Poluta @markpoluta]

@ProfTimBale @tortoise Blown away

[Better Phetasy @BetterPhetasy]

If the aliens get to only see one thing made by our species I hope it’s this. https://t.co/KYG0yKPobF

[Mark Poluta @markpoluta]

@Craigrodney @Shosholoza_Meyl @MbalulaFikile Sorry dude that sucks!

[Mark Poluta @markpoluta]

Dear @TAKEALOT why do I get spammed with other spam in my search results amongst the actual results

[Mark Poluta @markpoluta]

@qrsupport @CindyPoluta Hi there we booked through budgetair and they're non responsive. What else can we do?

[Mark Poluta @markpoluta]

@harrismonkey i'd never heard of these guys before watching this. they're bloody marvellous. thanks

[Mark Poluta @markpoluta]

@CindyPoluta 😂😂😂

[Simon Branney @SimonBranney]

Obligatory “lockdown-lawnmower-stripes-Honda-brand-placement-Saturday-what-else-do-you-do-at-the-weekends” picture.

[Mark Poluta @markpoluta]

@KristNovoselic @PostMalone Absolutely brilliant!!!

[Mark Poluta @markpoluta]

@VicRCarr Are you just looking for more pics?

[Mark Poluta @markpoluta]

@harrismonkey @jrhawthorne there is only 1 gen 992 isn't there. i think you're still thinking about the beautiful 997 you posted earlier

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Dr Jenny Harries, Deputy Chief Medical Officer, came into Downing Street to answer some of the most commonly asked questions on coronavirus.