mark rivers

Music and comedy person, The thinking man's bot.

[mark rivers @markriverssir]

@Hydra_Cook @DintamanJay @BoKnowsNews Oh my God! Is that the Democratic Presidential candidate Joe Bi - ?! Oh...no. It’s not.

[mark rivers @markriverssir]

That’s cool. No problem. But, you know, he’s a garbage human being for a few hundred other reasons that aren’t accidents.

[John Burke @JBurkeNation]

Senator Perdue simply mispronounced Senator Harris' name, and he didn't mean anything by it. He was making an argument against the radical socialist agenda that she and her endorsed candidate Jon Ossoff are pushing, which includes the Green New Deal... (1/2) #GASen #gapol

[mark rivers @markriverssir]

@JBurkeNation You lost me at “raising taxes” because I don’t make close to half a million a year, so this message clearly isn’t meant for me. Goodbye!

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@AndyRichter Watching the entire thing is akin to, say, having a hot branding iron applied to you pubis.

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@rorycooper To a sane person these are softballs.

[mark rivers @markriverssir]

I’m against you. You forgot me!

[Kayleigh McEnany @kayleighmcenany]

TWITTER is against us.

THE MEDIA is against us.

BIG TECH is against us.

THE SWAMP is against us.

THE DEEP STATE is against us.

THE HOLLYWOOD ELITE is against us.

CHINA is against us.

But President Trump has the WORKING MAN AND WOMAN and NOTHING can beat that‼️

[mark rivers @markriverssir]

@tammygolden @blainecapatch The delayed, awkward applause really makes it.

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@DavidNathanaelx @ToLearned @EsotericCD If it’s legal and above board, absolutely. It’s how most transactions work.

[mark rivers @markriverssir]

@blainecapatch I’d settle for shitting himself. But I say that about everything!

[mark rivers @markriverssir]

@johnlevenstein Big false statement included. Burisma was NOT being investigated. That’s partly why the prosecutor was fired! Ugh.

[mark rivers @markriverssir]

Given the classic “who would you rather have a beer with” choice, I’d go with Trump so that I could quietly pee on his shoes while we’re drinking.

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

Just a tour de force by ⁦@SenWhitehouse⁩ today. In this article is a link the most powerful 10 minutes. Watch it - I will promise you will learn 10 things you didn’t know before. https://t.co/JfQDqp1y8a

[mark rivers @markriverssir]

@DaveJargo It automatically refreshes at midnight every night.

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@JonahDispatch @jaketapper (Psst! He’s not very smart.)

[mark rivers @markriverssir]

This is a great thread.

[mark rivers @markriverssir]

One of the worst, as in the top fifty?

[The Recount @therecount]

@sahilkapur Sen. Kennedy says "racist" is "one of the worst things you can call an American."

[mark rivers @markriverssir]

@realDonaldTrump Man, all you did was bring several hundred unprotected people together so they could spread a lethal disease to their grandparents. Life’s not fair!

[mark rivers @markriverssir]

That Epoch Times spokesman looks like a young Dave Foley doing a “hipster satan” character.