Mark Roderick

Retired U.S. Air Force intelligence analyst. Retired registered nurse.

[Mark Roderick @markrod01]

@BamaSaltyMarine You only need 14 paperclip to change the oil. You will also need 18 fruit roll ups to finish the job.

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@BamaSaltyMarine 2 and 3/4 pickles, if they are kosher dills. If it's a south American sour dill they have no ability to teach a t.v. to sing.

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What's the problem, just build the data centers in space, or in florida.

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Concerning France, if you are "prostesting" and have to cover your face, you are probably on the wrong side of the issue. Shame is a terrible thing.

[Mark Roderick @markrod01]

@catturd2 Gumbo time

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@catturd2 Almost getting ready to be gumbo weather

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We need to turn iran into a sheet of glass.

[Mark Roderick @markrod01]

@catturd2 I've been there brother, I live just north of waveland ms. You should consider getting a bluettie solar battery thing. I have a couple I use in my r.v. bus when I dont feel like running my generator overnight.https://t.co/LboQU7IMeF

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@catturd2 Stay safe.

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@Bwize_33 Good on you

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@atensnut And hire a competent nurse to make sure the i.v. is in the vein.

[Mark Roderick @markrod01]

@atensnut Always available at grandma's house. Right beside her gumdrop tree.

[Mark Roderick @markrod01]

@mekarenholvey2 Don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.

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@Johnny_Joey Bout time.

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Grocery shopping yesterday, bought fresh turnips and fresh beets. The man child at the check out didn't know what they were. After I told him, I explained he needed to have his manager tour him through the produce department and teach him the different veggies.

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@Oldtimers365 Check your math

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@FmrRepMTG A prerequisite of a state permitting a data center is also permitting an oil refinery to be built at the same time.

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@DanielSprarc A prerequisite of a state permitting a data center is also permitting an oil refinery to be built at the same time.

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@PeriklesGREAT Water cannon laced with bear mace and permanent blue dye. Send them back home as crying smurfs.