Magic MarkR

Data Nerd | Engineer | Recovering Hillbilly | Meat Popsicle

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The official restaurant of “We just lost 19 to 3 but our coach is a super nice guy.”

[Magic MarkR @markrugs]

@6Voodoo @OrdnancePackard 🇺🇸

[Steely Dan Maximalist (retarded) @SteelyDanMxmlst]

@redsteeze "my good man, take this freon back to your country. become a king."

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

When you got the “rescue dog” job, but you lied on your resume

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

When you forget to upgrade one of your ships while playing Civilization

[tmuxvim @tmuxvim]

I put a prompt injection into my LinkedIn bio and recruiters are messaging me in Old English and calling me Lord.

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

[Kitten 🐈 @kitten_beloved]

This is like one of those audio journals you find on a corpse in a sci-fi horror game

[Tong @ #CEO2026 @TongNeverSleeps]

25 years ago, two guys tried to rob my mom at gunpoint. She shot one of them in the neck and the other ran off.

That's when I decided to stop talking back to my mom.

Happy Mother's Day!

[Magic MarkR @markrugs]

The student has become the master

[arson @desi0re]

waited 25 years to tell my mom this.

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

A firefighter was asked why he couldn’t stop laughing while rescuing an elderly woman.
He replied:

“She told me I reminded her of her wedding night.”

[Momo🥵🇨🇦 @Momoreoluwaa]

when you do something right and your boss actually sees it

[ミリデコ @Milideco_]

アメリカの皆さんに、是非このアイテムもみてほしい！

ピカティニーレールの上に乗せる、ステンレススチールのチャーム（お守り）だ
その名もスポッターG！
ビキニ姿の観測手で、名前はグロリア
だから、スポッターG
読む順番間違えないようにね…

https://t.co/AiHHBdKvxa

#airsoft #gun

[Magic MarkR @markrugs]

@hotcake_kun_ @redsteeze 🇺🇸

[自衛隊医官だった人@ハイライトも見てってよ @AiPinfu2003]

日本とアメリカでステーキとか芋煮の画像見せあってるの平和でいいね！！
各国が自国の名物料理を見せあってるうちは平和は続く。

イギリスが紅茶の画像を見せ始めたら平和は終わる。

[Magic MarkR @markrugs]

We used to be a proper country.

[Brian Eastwood @BrianEastwoodx]

This Lone Ranger Atomic Bomb ring was distributed by Kix cereal in the late 40's, for 15 cents and a mail-in box top.

It was actually a spinthariscope containing radioactive Polonium-210 (one of the most toxic substances out there).

A child would take the toy into a pitch-black room, remove the tail cap from the 'bomb', and look through a tiny lens to see flashes of light from the Polonium-210 atoms decaying into Lead-206.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: I can do the Bowie part, but I don't have the upper range to sing the Freddie part.

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

I'm an ER doctor: don't even think about it.

[Magic MarkR @markrugs]

@jarvis_best Clearly, he’s not going to stand for this

[Magic MarkR @markrugs]

@neontaster I saw the Luke Stephens video on this. The whole ‘indie’ angle the tried to push while hiding the large Tencent investment was pretty scummy.