Evelyn Marks

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

ATTN: @MTV and @netflix
Love is Blind meets Ex on the Beach, use voice modification technology and see if your ex can really be your next. I will be frantically checking my email to see when season one will premiere 🤗

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

One of the neighbor kids playing in the pool just yelled, “imma need a chiropractor after this” 😂 and another one sounds just like Urkle and said “you know I have eczema bro” like are these kids or small adults

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

This most recent season of love is blind is soooo messy, and I haven’t even made it to the messy “live” finale yet

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

This video is one of my favorite videos and her switch up is 🤌🏼👨‍🍳💋

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the way she says motherfucker like a child who learns a new word and wants to use it in every sentence

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

I am still not over my coworker accusing me of making up the word “mocktails” because I said that I was convinced I was given one after being id’d and spending $13 for it lol

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

Idk which plant is in retrograde rn but imma need it to stop because these customers are getting outta line and I am too close to having my car paid off to lose my job at the moment

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

Today’s remixes of older songs are really giving roller dome vibes and I can’t explain it

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

@shirtsthtgohard @HeartAttackMane is this part of the new merch?? 👀

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

@furyinfew did not have to go so hard on the stress of young people, too accurate 😅

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

Lmao I really thought I was THEE petty person at my job, but y’all my manager is takin the cake rn

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

Someone please explain why the maintenance crew in my building is using a broom on the nasty carpets in the hall instead of a vacuum? I get sweeping the rubber covered stairs, but the carpets????

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

Today a customer told me I needed to go back to customer service school all because I matched her energy and told her she didn’t have to be rude to begin with when she said “you don’t have to be rude back to me!” Someone please tell me wtf customer service school is 😂

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

I always feel tempted to tell my doordasher that I love them, mostly because I only order when I know I should not be behind the wheel and I need them to know how much I appreciate them for bringing me food and happiness

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

I love how the first thing I do when I start talking to anyone is check to see how comparable I (a Gemini) am with them, it’s usually low because I am a true Gemini and am solely in love with myself 😅💁🏻‍♀️

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

All I’m gonna say is, puke by @HeartAttackMane 😙🤌🏼 #chefkiss

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

Stole my cousins grad sign at the school and his mom called the school asking them to pull the cameras to see who stole her baby boy 🤫😂

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

Y’all I got sooooo much tea rn and no one to spill it to and this tea could not be hotter 😩😩

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

$10,200 is what I’ll have paid for one full year of residing in my one bedroom RENTED apartment, and that doesn’t include utilities 🙃 and they want to increase my rent $109/mo without changing anything. I hate it here

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

Trying to plan stuff to do when your birthday is on a holiday weekend is harder than people think and I just need someone else to make the plans for me

[Evelyn Marks @marks_evelyn]

@imaniarroz Elmo is sick of Rocko and I am here for it 😂

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Gotta play this in honor of Betty White all day today