Uncle Mark

562.323.619.808.760.909.808

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

Now ask yourself… based on all that you’ve seen from the current administration cutting corners as of late… would you trust your safety to this Ferris wheel?

[alexandriabrown @alexthechick]

Today all of America learned that there are no raccoons in Scotland.

[Uncle Mark @marksaenz3]

@JonesOnTheNBA Sign-and-trade for Giannis, obviously. /s

[ESPN @espn]

NNEKA WINS THE 30TH ANNIVERSARY GAME AT THE BUZZER FOR THE SPARKS ⚡😱

[Uncle Mark @marksaenz3]

Who said chivalry is dead?

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

Overheard a dude in a USA jersey at KC fan fest telling a girl in an Ecuador jersey “I will take off this jersey and learn Spanish for you right now.”

[Maximiliano Bretos @MaxBretosSports]

Here you go folks, learn it, love it..
🎶Almost Heaven, West Virginia
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Life is old there, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains, growin' like a breeze
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads.. 🎶

[Uncle Mark @marksaenz3]

Turned the game on right as Jackson Holliday almost threw that ball away in the ninth

[Uncle Mark @marksaenz3]

@MLB @Athletics 🦐

[SportsNet LA @SportsNetLA]

FEEL THE RUSH!!!
#Dodgers

[Uncle Mark @marksaenz3]

The basics of baseball

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

WOW.

[Uncle Mark @marksaenz3]

@ochocinco As long as they don’t find out you’ve made millions of dollars…

[Uncle Mark @marksaenz3]

Trying to use @NCAA as a free minor league

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

MLB today proposed an overhauled domestic amateur-entry system that removes high school players from the draft, makes college players eligible after sophomore year, shortens the draft from 20 to 12 rounds, and cuts bonus pool from current $358.7M to $200M, sources tell ESPN.

[Uncle Mark @marksaenz3]

Beanie and Headphones Man looks more like Kyler Murray

[Meredith Gorman @MereGorman]

The Jalen Brunson lookalike contest just happened in Washington Square Park and I quite honestly have never seen so many dopplegangers. @fox5ny

[NBA on Prime @NBAonPrime]

June 17th, 2010 was quite the day for Lakers fans 🏆🏆

[Uncle Mark @marksaenz3]

Absolute 🐐

[Law Murray 💊 @LawMurrayTheNU]

The Los Angeles Lakers announce that longtime public address announcer Lawrence Tanter will retire after 43 seasons and move into a role as Special Advisor for Game Presentation

[Uncle Mark @marksaenz3]

MIGGY RO!

[Uncle Mark @marksaenz3]

JAPAN EQUALIZER

[The Weather Channel @weatherchannel]

UFC Freedom 250 is facing a chaotic weather setup on the White House South Lawn, with a 60% chance of thunderstorms, heavy downpours, and wind gusts up to 34 mph threatening to delay the outdoor fights. On top of the storm risk, brutal D.C. humidity is driving a triple-digit heat index alongside massive swarms of mosquitos and gnats that fighters will have to battle inside the cage. While the venue’s massive 92-foot overhang will keep the octagon dry, a single lightning strike within eight miles will trigger an automatic 30-minute freeze on the entire event.

[Henry @_HMSP]

Did it never occur to y’all to caramelize the onions, toast the bread, and melt the cheese?