Mark Satrang

Pro wrestling is real. People are fake.

[Mark Satrang @marksatrang]

@MikeKillam I forgot Rev. Slick and Oscar as well. Even Afa and Mr. Fuji briefly turned babyface when their respective Samoans did…

[Mark Satrang @marksatrang]

@MikeKillam Paul Bearer, Paul Ellering, Oliver Humperdink, Teddy Long, Ted DiBiase in WCW, Marlena, Alex Alehambras

[Mark Satrang @marksatrang]

A lot of tonight’s #wweraw pissed me off as I realized this company maybe passing me by, but there were glimmers of hope. And when @WWEGraves named dropped Iron Mike Sharpe, I thought it might be okay…

[Mark Satrang @marksatrang]

@garrettkidney I feel like The Million $ Man would be a good example.

[Mark Satrang @marksatrang]

If MSG was good enough for Macho Man Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth to get married in 1991, it’s good enough for Travis and Tay Tay…

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

One of the weird things about having ageing parents is getting a text that says, “Call me when you get the chance.” It’s a gamble on whether someone died or they can’t figure out the TV.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Here's a tip for eating or drinking solo, and this works in almost every establishment: When you go somewhere alone they let you order literally ANYTHING off the menu, and all they ask in return is the amount of money listed next to that item.

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Every single NFL team's schedule release videos.

Thread 🧵

[Mark Satrang @marksatrang]

If this is truly the end for Asuka in @wwe then thank you for all the memories.

And also a smart choice on her part before she beat Gunther in her retirement match and ruined his mystique. #wweraw

[Seth Daniel @sethdanie1]

As a millennial:

Phone is for fun internet (shit posting)
Computer is for serious internet (booking flights)

[Allison Online 💾 (50 Hours Free) @IceStationSpmda]

If you drink precisely enough while playing pool you start to see trajectories and overlays and shit

[Wrestlelamia.com @wrestlelamia]

The Rock had the whole Tag divisions salary on his wrist at the Met Gala 😭😭

[Mark Satrang @marksatrang]

Three Americans and three Europeans, all wearing masks and cosplaying luchadores, having a banger of a trios match on #wweraw

That was fun and unique…

[Mark Satrang @marksatrang]

Those redheaded twin boys in the front row are stealing the show.

That’s what pro wrestling is all about, not all the corporate overpriced bullshit.

#wweraw

[Mark Satrang @marksatrang]

Why the fuck are The Bellas and Paige in the front row of #wweraw? They work there, they should be backstage getting ready to defend their Tag Titles in case of an open challenge… #kayfabe

[RhodesKotaEra @RhodesKotaEra]

Here's a stat that's about to blow your mind.

In Ring Wrestling Time: 1 hour, 26 minutes total across 7 matches

Ad time: APPROXIMATELY 1 hour and 14 minutes.

12 LESS MINUTES OF ADS THAN WRESTLING.

TKO are genuinely ruining EVERYTHING.

#WrestleMania

[Mark Satrang @marksatrang]

@WWEGraves saying that was for The Big Rig made me smile so hard…. #wwesmackdown

[Restricted Daily @RestrictedDaily]

This Final Jeopardy question is just hard enough to start arguments and just easy enough for everyone to swear they knew it all along.

[Street Fighter Movie @Street_Fighter]

FIGHT! Watch the Official Trailer for Street Fighter, hitting theaters everywhere October 16.