Literally a car

beep/beep 🚗 2013 2.6L GTi

[arkansas sydney sweeney @HeismanHoney]

literally nothing will prepare you for her pinned tweet.

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

getting shot in the head

[j @1jhozz]

Men, I challenge you to try this in August.

- Daily porn
- Daily alcohol
- 5-8 hours on the game/day
- 2-5 hours of sleep
- 500> steps/day
- 0 push-ups daily
- No home cooked meals; takeout only

Shall we?

[Tech Bro Memes @techbromemes]

me opening Teams every morning

[natalia @sansairl]

i would die if this happened to me

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Wow, what a stressful week of work. Time to relax by holding a phone beaming endless streams of horrific international news inches from my head

[Literally a car @marksaysitgood]

SILLLLLLLY BITCH 🗣️

[Literally a car @marksaysitgood]

Called it

[Dan Wootton @danwootton]

This is absolutely insane.
Sadiq Khan's TFL is planning to permanently change the name of London's Whitechapel station simply to Chapel after a council-funded report claimed "the existing designation reinforces racial stereotypes and gives in to a narrative of colonialism".

[f @finnandoalonso]

Surely that's his cbeebies career over?

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Russian doll having an existential crisis

[AFC Bournemouth 🍒 @afcbournemouth]

An absolute slobberknocker 😤

[Literally a car @marksaysitgood]

Twitter just won’t be the same without you, Clifton Suspension Bridge and Museum 🙏🏻💔

[Literally a car @marksaysitgood]

That metal banging sound 🫦💦

[Stan🌚 @CFCStan__]

Gets me every time😮‍💨

[Literally a car @marksaysitgood]

@kian_gower @joshxwallis 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

Big tommy tuchel got you eating chelsea ass

[Tyler 🍉 @fagfetchd]

Push the Button - Sugababes (2005)