Kane > Jesus
Son > Martinelli
Eriksen > Ødegaard
Dele > Saka
Dembele > Xhaka
Wanyama > Partey
Rose > Zinkencho
Vertonghen > Gabriel
Alderweireld > Saliba
Walker > White
Lloris > Ramsdale
The young, title-challenging #thfc from 2016/17 who "bottled the league" would wipe the floor with this Arsenal team who have "exceeded expectations"…
Four years ago, Tottenham were on the brink of European glory.
The Amazon cameras rolled up in search of their secret. But instead they found an absolute shit show.
From tin pot trophies to shagging Pep's relatives, this is where it all went wrong for Spurs...
Never forget, Arsenal have played a disgusting rapist all season because it gave them a better chance of winning the league. Mikel Arteta kept picking him. His teammates kept celebrating with him.
All for nothing. They deserve this.
Some of this season's Premier League managers on a night out
Sean Dyche
Only drinks cans of Red Stripe and shots. Tuts at anyone who orders a cocktail. Gets into a conversation with the taxi driver which turns into an argument