Mark Hampton

Comedian/writer.

I once asked an agent what writing pays the best. He said ransom notes.

[Mark Hampton @markshampton]

I cannot wait to get vaccinated, go out two nights in a row, be exhausted, and then not go out again for another year.

[Mark Hampton @markshampton]

I'm in a Nithya group chat.

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

It’s funny people doing the “no one I know voted for Raman” bit, nearly everyone I know in LA probably did

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@akaRobertBell @Aaron_Torres She rolled her eyes?!?!?! The horror! If only I had known!!! 🙄🙄🙄

[Mark Hampton @markshampton]

@GareRick I come from many generations of school teachers. School isn't just about memorizing facts. It's about learning skills that help our brains develop. I wish more people understood this.

[Mark Hampton @markshampton]

@GareRick They did! I remember Courtney Cox really delivering in the scene where she was attacked. It was really honest, dropped in work. And the scene where He-Man saves her? Exhilarating. To this day.

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@GareRick Right there with you. I love this movie. 'Tell me about the loneliness of good... Is it equal to the loneliness of evil?'

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@chrisdimino @Braves It's so true. Dubon's got World Series MVP energy.

[Alan Saunders @ASaunders_PGH]

The Pittsburgh Zoo is clearly in win-now mode.

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@bearsaremean @EndWokeness For a group of folks who don't think representation matters, they sure do lose their shit the minute a character they associate with isn't white enough.

[Mark Hampton @markshampton]

@cwellcards @Braves Yes in a heartbeat. The Angels also have to take Bummer.

[Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks]

I wanted to run the London Marathon but training takes too long and is too hard as a pudgy 47yo woman, so I got an Uber to the finish line. It's not fair that athletic people get to gatekeep long-distance running. I'm still a Marathon runner!

This is what AI 'writers' sound like

[Mark Hampton @markshampton]

Bobby Cox did not die. He was ejected.

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@GareRick Me too.

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I hate it.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Potential MLB Realignment by MLB on FOX

[Mark Hampton @markshampton]

@GareRick Ultimate celebrity crush and the reason I watched Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol at least a thousand times.

[a knight who remembered his meows @ManuclearBomb]

In the Pitt finale they revealed baby Jane Doe’s name is Aegon Targaryen

[Nithya Raman @nithyavraman]

For too long, Los Angeles has treated Hollywood as an inconvenience rather than an asset.

The result: 50,000 jobs lost

When I’m mayor, LA will be a reliable partner to film productions. We’ll staff a real city film office, eliminate fees for smaller productions, simplify permitting, and get rid of ridiculous conditions that stall production.

[Mark Hampton @markshampton]

@jakegbennett AND Masters of the Universe!!!

[Mark Hampton @markshampton]

@Karl_Townes Complete insanity. Every game that they had a team on the ropes, Pope thought, "Perfect time for a substitution." Annnnnnnnnnnd f*cked.

[Mark Hampton @markshampton]

@TristanUda It's because they are. Across the board.