Mark Shorter

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

@damekellyholmes How long till the cafe opens? Not seen it since the unit went. Need to get a book sinned for my wife as I miss out before

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

@ManUtd he should be the second mascot along side Fred

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

There’s a special guest at Old Trafford this weekend, all the way from Japan. Welcome to Manchester, #RedSamurai.

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

A tasty treat https://t.co/Q5m9ZO923u

[Davina McCall @ThisisDavina]

In America I think a fanny is a bottom. So what would I call "Davina and dr matt's fanny fudge" in the states? Try and be serious pls

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

We came up Friday and back on Sunday missed the match https://t.co/jTukj5V1cA

[The Professional @Devil_Red_1878]

@markshorter1965 Yeah, tha was the day before the Valencia match wasn't it?

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

Was out in my new shirt brought from last weekends trip up to your sis and family lol https://t.co/oVF4xutQaU

[The Professional @Devil_Red_1878]

Did everyone stay in and sulk after the defeat like @MUnitedGirl:? Or did you all just get on with your lives like me?

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

@damekellyholmes do love a bit of judo did it at school came 4th in kent in my weight without taking a grading

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

@damekellyholmes It was good to see you again, and again I'm in trouble for not getting the obligatory photo & autograph so maybe next time

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

@damekellyholmes how cool I will to come for tea & cake when it's open I can see you still have the unit out front I delivered work on

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

She needs to be outside my house it's tipping down #EurovisionSongContest2014

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

Is this what happen to bross #EurovisionSongContest2014

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

Stick to the glazing #EurovisionSongContest2014

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

Real live telly tubbys #Eurovision

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

Burn baby burn #Eurovision

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

@damekellyholmes Lucky children getting a signed book when I couldn't ask for an autograph lol

[Manchesters Red Army @ManUtd_RedArmy]

RT if you want to see that horrific "The Chosen One" banner taken down from the Stretford End.

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

@damekellyholmes Hi Kelly how's the building work going and has the ground worker done his colerring book yet haha

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

@IMKellyHoppen @damekellyholmes I didn't know she lived so close as well so sad, thoughts go to them all

[BBC The Voice UK @BBCTheVoiceUK]

@damekellyholmes @BBCOne pleased to have you on-board, dame.i am! #thevoiceuk

[Mark Shorter @markshorter1965]

@damekellyholmes You lucky girl I would not fit in the seat but would love a go