Mark Simon

Husband and father of two monster boys. Ag Risk Manager with Heritage Insurance Services.

[Mark Simon @marksimon30]

@obsguy lol I think the negotiations are ongoing!

[Mark Simon @marksimon30]

Free Busch light to the first person that can name the owner of this estate??!

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@AdamSpelhaug I am moving slow this morning 🤦‍♂️

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@AdamSpelhaug Is that where they came from lol…I have never seen an episode but my boss loved it so I went with.

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@AdamSpelhaug Do tell?

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@muse_guy Screw your chat GPT bullshit…you are thrown out of contest!

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@muse_guy Well I had no idea so good work…Busch light apple for you!

[Mark Simon @marksimon30]

At Crop Insurance Professionals spring conference this week and big take away for producers from this morning is 2026 ARC/PLC signup will not happen before Sept. We should know a lot more on payment projections between the 2 programs by then.

[Mark Simon @marksimon30]

@Qshizzle97 @DarylRitchison @TravisDMaddock @NDAWNmesonet Fake news…never driven me a white pickup truck!

[Mark Simon @marksimon30]

@BowTiedYukon I worry about printing hundo’s you keep pumping at the gym princess….

[Mark Simon @marksimon30]

@TDogCali53 @jinggu9999 @KurtSupeCPA Don’t mention the tax you have to pay on your money market though…nothing to see there right?

[Mark Simon @marksimon30]

@TonySantojr Ufffddaaa this is hard to watch……learn to play the game please.

[Mark Simon @marksimon30]

@247sports77 @PokerGO @RealKidPoker Yeah trash going out with the best of it when the money goes in….friggen 🤡

[Mark Simon @marksimon30]

@VanjaPoker Hahahahaha 77 have nut potential on a 456 flop…maybe you should just sit this one out big guy

[Mark Simon @marksimon30]

@Darkweb_Trader @RobKuhn_ Show up to Canterbury anytime you want big boy

[Mark Simon @marksimon30]

@RobKuhn_ Great fold…only real hands you beat are 88 or 22…can’t see A8 waiting to be heard from till the river…also hard to play a set that way if you wanted to get max value out of say AK or AQ…not saying I could throw it away but the story adds up.

[Mark Simon @marksimon30]

@Darkweb_Trader @RobKuhn_ Go back to Pokémon you 🤡

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Dan Hurley is on the court more in a game than I was in my whole college basketball career…get his ass off the court…I don’t understand why the refs deal with his shit

[Mark Simon @marksimon30]

@PokerGO @EWassPoker Tilt call on the flop is so terrible…straight fish

[Mark Simon @marksimon30]

@RonSwanonson @lemon_logger3 The United States has the smallest cattle herd numbers in 150 years right now…you have no clue what you are talking about 🤡