Mark Smith

[Mark Smith @marksmith500]

@umbertludd @carolvorders @thetimes @BestForBritain @Conservatives I just hope the #shadcab are ready. @paulhunt_mmu #shad #cab

[Mark Smith @marksmith500]

@ju_no1 @anders_81 @TheBurnleyWay @FA_PGMOL It depends on whether you think what the attacker did is as described in paragraph 1 (foul) or paragraph 2 (not a foul). For me para 1 describes what happened - he seemed to deliberately move into Trafford to block him. But maybe not clear or obvious enough for VAR to overturn?

[Mark Smith @marksmith500]

@MelJStride @RishiSunak The bit - with 15 seconds to go where he briefly scribbles something on a whiteboard and everyone nods manically - makes this video. More of Mel fixing things by scribbling on a whiteboard please.

[Mark Smith @marksmith500]

@winkerwatson1 @Glentoran The bloke circled is the one at fault, but the keeper lamps the other bloke. What’s going on? Some history there..?

[Mark Smith @marksmith500]

@winkerwatson1 @Glentoran This is the bloke at fault - the ball watching right back.

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@RichGlover @CookPassTim @seanyturner Stewart Lee looking fat and depressed. And fat. Unless that’s the Serbian war criminal Radovan Karadciz, in which case he’s looking quite well.

[Mark Smith @marksmith500]

@RichGlover @liamgallagher He could have pulled the strings in midfield.

[Mark Smith @marksmith500]

@unherd @hwallop I think @RealDMitchell has already covered this. The key is not to finish the second pint.

[Mark Smith @marksmith500]

@posthuman I’m going to wait until *they’ve actually broadcast something*, and then make up my mind about their content. Does that make me a racist?

[Mark Smith @marksmith500]

@BurnleyOfficial @LFC The mask requirement is ludicrous, and why I won’t be entering the ballot. Remember - by that point you’ll be able to watch the match in a pub indoors, without the need for a mask.

[Mark Smith @marksmith500]

@NWJK @James03292461 @PoliticsForAlI @Telegraph You should try it.

[Mark Smith @marksmith500]

@ju_no1 @Fox_Claire @Fox_Claire is excellent. QT has been unwatchable for a while, but I’ll catch up on last night’s purely on the basis she was on.

[Mark Smith @marksmith500]

@Andrew_Adonis Once we’ve defeated Covid, I hope scientists turn their attention to whatever condition it is you’ve suffering from. The long-term effect appear even more debilitating.

[Mark Smith @marksmith500]

@vincentDOTzip @Chris_Creature There were hundreds of people there. As I say, great day.

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@SophyRidgeSky The issue is the rule. When you’re effectively asking the police themselves to decide on a case by case basis whether or not to enforce a particular rule, the rule itself is the problem.

[Mark Smith @marksmith500]

@batchbottlestor Are you taking bookings? If so, could I book a table for 6 on Friday 16th April? @RichGlover @OwenENapier

[Mark Smith @marksmith500]

@HumanOceans @Mark_J_Harper What? Do what NZ have been doing? Transform the U.K. into a sparsely inhabited island in the South Pacific? I can see logistical issues with your idea, but yeah, worth a try.

[Mark Smith @marksmith500]

Excellent to hear @Mark_J_Harper talk sense on #marr Those in groups that account for 99% of deaths will be vaccinated by mid April. No justification for any legal restrictions by end of April. To cite fear of future ‘new variants’ effectively means permanent restrictions.