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you know that guy you hate because he seemingly has everything good in life? that's me.

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Some wives would like to know if current husband's are also eligible.

El Paso Zoo will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to their meerkats https://t.co/ikCKC46qyR

[Patrick Mills AM @Patty_Mills]

Love this photo!

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Not to self: When you buy one @Whataburger for now and one for later, three minutes does not constitute 'later.'

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Are my eyes going bad or does @ThaRealJsimms look an awful lot like @d_dedmon3 ?

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Watching @BobsBurgersFOX while eating @Whataburger. My life is so interesting!

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@MattBonner_SAS I've heard there's a lobster roll food truck rolling around SA. Still trying to track it down.

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Friday night light run. #whatwhat

[Manu Ginobili @manuginobili]

In a very cozy and private ceremony, today we retired @MattBonner_SAS 's flannel shirt. #ThankYou15

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Good luck tonight, @MattBonner_SAS. I'll be repping hard inside. Whatever that means.

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@Whataburger

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Not even ten days into the new year and I've used up all my @Whataburger gift cards. 😭

[Matt Bonner @mattbonner_15]

I made a video.

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I wonder if @SarahPalinUSA is Going Rogue One tonight? #RogueOne #StarWars

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Don't they know this is a school night? #DNC

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There are no evil people in the world. Just parents of three-year-olds.

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Of all the things American consumers could be price gouged on, I imagine #toiletpaper would be near the top of the list.

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I love HisPandering! https://t.co/0Y5TyzeDAO

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy #CincoDeMayo! The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! https://t.co/ufoTeQd8yA

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I thought for sure they'd have the roof open. #NationalChampionship #nrgstadium

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When I was younger everyone told me not to give in to peer pressure. Basically I was being peer pressured into not being peer pressured.

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#52weekchallenge #candy