marko

Above average

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There's too much beauty in the world to be stressin about the ugliness

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people who have everything always find fault in other people's great accomplishments, & those with little find joy in the joy of others

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Don't ever let someone tell you that you can't do something just because they can't do it themselves

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Some sun would be cool today

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@sydstokess early to one, is late to another

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@NotNickSnyder he shoulda said "dis nigga tripping, Tom" total missed opportunity.

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@NotNickSnyder the commentators tho 😂

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Reality TV is just people who don't know how to act trying to act

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If you gotta close one eye to see the road properly, pull over and sleep in your car lol

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A BBQ restaurant that specializes in chicken called cocksmokers

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You can seek what you crave and still not find happiness

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When the dude at Chipotle gives u a fat ass scoop of guac

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That awkward moment when you go to shake someone's hand u just met and get a handful of their fingers

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We r a bunch of smart monkeys floating around an incomprehensible eternity on a big wet rock, and you choose to stress over some petty shit😯

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@yung_cjack social media keeps that ego maxed out bra

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Basically feels like floppin ur Johnson into an oven preheated to 475°

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When chopping fresh jalapeños, be sure to wash hands PRIOR to using the bathroom😣🔥🍆🔥

[SENNAONE @senna1]

That's some real shit https://t.co/2hQEpjDVEy

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White girls who shout "NIGGA!" Everytime something happens 😷