Grimey boy

I am merely a meat popsicle

[droodle @droodbug]

you haven’t done drugs by yourself in your room and it shows

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

We had to smoke out of soda cans with screens from a sink faucet and blow into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets so Gen Z could hit a weed pen at Target

[Therm @ThermCantRead]

My heart breaks for all the people confused about frozen trees exploding because clearly no one put them on this shit in elementary school

[Carolyn Wang 凯伦 @caro_irl]

i like limited a lot and i think that new players should have to play limited, because in my opinion a core tenet of the magic experience is playing with bad cards

[katty³³⁶⁹ IS GOING TO COTA!!!!!!! @ktmxv]

crazy with charlie kirk it was “he was a husband” “he was a dad” but when random people who also have families get murdered standing up against republican nazis you say they deserved it? fuck off genuinely fuck all of you

[Jeremy ✈️ @MissouriMTG]

As a reminder, this is a trading card page which is political because I can't trade buy or sell cards if ice shoots me 10 times in the back.

[rattie @ratxgurl]

Reclining the seat in an airplane at any point is completely fine and normal and not rude whatsoever and I honestly think it’s insane that there are people who think otherwise

[Oldhead Mike @oldheadmikeshow]

A lot of traumatic things happened for me in January so I never got to do my AOTY videos so Ive kind of forgotten. But I think this was my pick. RIP that band tho lmao

[SPLITJAW 🇵🇸 @splitjawhc]

Yall just know that some slam band somewhere is cooking up crazy ass merch designs as we speak

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

People are reading AI-generated synopses of books and then claiming they read 100 books in a book. This is how the abolition of books began in Fahrenheit 451: classics were condensed into five-minute summaries for those too busy to do the reading. Later came the burnings.

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

There’s a decent chance that we all died of Covid and this is hell

[digital bath @digital_bath___]

telling my boss i’d rather get shot 17 times than be here

[hollow earther @everyactorisgay]

if dimebag darrell wasnt murdered he’d have the craziest weed pens for sale right now

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

[fat depeche mode] your own...personal...pizza...

[Ted Cutezynski @shrugdeaIer]

I LOVE VACCINES, AUTISM, ABORTIONS, HOMOSEXUALS, SEX/GENDER CHANGES AND CRIME.

[kathryn gigolo @lactaid_real]

not sure if i should quit cigarettes in honor of david lynch or vow to never stop smoking cigarettes

[Grimey boy @markstarwarz]

@Blaythexxx @myballzhurt420

[Sweet Old Fashioned Busch Lite Drinker @slug_lord666]

I drink Busch light but fuck with bush heavy