Mark Stevens

Writer|Entrepreneur|Sneaker Head|Community Activist|Creative|Father|Wanderer|ΦBΣ|PHA Freemason|Time Traveler|Future Wizard King

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

I’m still fighting for custody of my inner-child.

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

Why can’t we be both right for each other, and wrong for each other?

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

We’re all just trying to find someone, that makes going through it worth it.

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

@baddiees___ Mount Trashmore

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

I’ve been writing.

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

@sama Make a device like the one in the movie HER, and we all will be happy! Oh, and let me be a product tester!🙏🏾

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

@sama Do it!

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

Another dad showed up! I’m not the only one! Can’t believe I lined up for Parke! I guess I have some more sites to bit in the future! I let my Chefs down at 3am! I should have cooked Target, and took all stock!

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

Why did @Target only have 5 of each Parke item available @ 3am online?😡 Now I have to battle tweens and teenagers for some items! Had to throw on my Reseller Yeezys for this!

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

Didn’t know I would be standing outside at @Target at 6am to get my daughter some more Parke! The only man in this line!🫥

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

@CashApp I still haven’t received my $1 for the 2 golden apples I picked yesterday! Get back to me!

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

God Bless America! #SOTU2026

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

I’m waiting on the President to call me up next! He already shouted out at least 1,000 people! I need a medal for watching the entire SOTU! #SOTU2026

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

@theDylanCross I’m waiting on him to call me up next! lol

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

The best thing that has happened during The State of the Union, is that’s the @cavs beat the @nyknicks!!! #SOTU2026

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

Isn’t he too old to be standing this long? #SOTU2026

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

That was a bold statement! Since Trump has been President, there has been more people believing in God? That’s Crazy Work! #SOTU2026

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

@Gavin_McInnes LMAO 🤣

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

I agree on putting an end to the mail-in ballots. #SOTU2026

[Mark Stevens @MarkStevensDC]

@StacyOnTheRight This is true.